Thursday, April 19, 2007

Sighting...




Rumour has it that there was a Boots sighting at the mall yesterday.

Sadly, this occurred on my day off.

Darn.

20 comments:

Emma said...

those are some dirty boots. really, they're like star wars- the tranny generation.

Lynda said...

He was looking for you. He heard you knew what was hot in the latest butt floss. I mean ladies undergarments.

Anon. Blogger said...

You got lucky this time! :-)

I was just wondering if Boots had been around lately! Does he shop your store when you are not there? I hope so.

stilettoheights said...

oh, those scream trannie cowgirl/boy...

punky said...

I wish i could walk in heals like that...sad face.

Peter Matthes said...

One of these days those boots are going to walk all over you.

Skylers Dad said...

But were his boots "Fucking Beautiful" this time around?

We need you to post security camera footage!

Diesel said...

I totally need a pair of those. The boots! I was talking about the boots! Geez.

BTW, Boob Lady, it's caption contest time! (I believe you told me you wanted a reminder....)

dave evanns said...

Oh, so now you are sad when you mis his visits?

McNazty. said...

WOW "boots" sounds like an interesting fellow (for lack of a better term). In regard to your comment on my blog Craig's list is an online classifieds site where you can find anything from a new laptop to sexual deviants. www.craigslist.org

Krazee Eyez Killa said...

I like you, Boob Lady.

Holla at a playa,

Krazee Eyez Killa

The Boob Lady said...

Emma: Totally agree.

Lynda: HA! He doesn't really enjoy "floss" if I recall correctly.

Anon. Blogger: Tell me about it! I don't think he comes in when I'm not there, the girls would definitely know who he was.

stilettoheights: Don't they though?

punky: I'd be tits up in the middle of the road if I tried!

Peter Matthes: I can't wait.

Skylers Dad: I didn't see. I also wish that I had access to the camera footage. You guys would lose your minds.

Diesel: I was going to get you some, you're going to need to tell me your size! BTW: I captioned!! Thanks for reminding me!

dave evanns: No, I'm not sad. I just wish I had more blog fodder!

McNatzy: He is interesting. You'll have to read back and get all the stories about him!

Krazee Eyez Killa: Holla!!!

The Boob Lady said...

ps: I like you too!

Alison said...

oh god, i just got the scariest mental image of a guy in bondage-like leather and boots just like those.
ugghhhhhhh

Crazy Eddie said...

All those bootz are missing is a pair of nice, freshly buffed spurs.

Like cowgirl meets goth. Love it.

Besos

The Boob Lady said...

Alison: Yeah, that's pretty much how "Boots" rolls. Ug.

Crazy Eddie: I bet Boots wears spurs. I only wear spurs when I'm sporting my leather chaps.

Trouble said...

Those are fucking hot. You know, I have some naughty boots with buckles and shit like that. Men love them.

The Boob Lady said...

Trouble: I would die if I tried to wear boots like that. I'd be a crumpled heap of bones.

Anonymous said...

Back the fuck up Crazy eyeeeeezzzz, I'm the boob ladies pimp and if you want any action from one of my trick turn'n down and dirty moonanites, you better pay up SUCKA!!!!

ps, If they are the boots I think they are, that leather strap extends the whole way up the body and converts into a ball gag with a 17 and a half inch double headed slippery rubber cock tickling ass fuck conversion strip, with Jhonnson rod compatible jizz outlets.

peace playas

The Boob Lady said...

Anonymous: Wow. That was hilarious. And true. Those boots do just that!