Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Quiver Me Timbers...


Who doesn't want one of these?

Guys; it'll maximize her pleasure. Yours too! I promise.

Gals; Please! You have to do virtually NO work!

It's win, win!

Plus, the glow in the dark feature means that you'll never have to look at porn in the dark anymore!

*Phew*

13 comments:

Skylers Dad said...

Effective immediately, I am resigning from my job to go to work for the "International Laboratory Safety Testing Standard" people.

The Boob Lady said...

Skylers Dad: I thought you might. I'm a testee. :)

pezda said...

Skyler's Dad: Too damn funny

OK so I'm kind of a prude, please explain the significance of it glowing in the dark? To see where you should aim? Enlighten me please.

Amy said...

I would gladly sport that on my ring finger instead of a diamond.

Anon. Blogger said...

Food Grade ABS/TPR?? Wow, quality stuff!

Anonymous said...

There could be safety concerns if you're having sex on the beach... I mean suppose you inadvedently signal S.O.S and end up beaching a Coast Guard ship that came over to assist. Think if all the seamen wasted! There should be more testing. I'm worried.

Minty said...

You had me at:

Gals; Please! You have to do virtually NO work!

--Minty

g-man said...

Oh my, "I see your schwarts is as big as mine" -Dark Helmet

Big Orange said...

wait, wait, wait... before I order, do I wear this on my TONGUE or my FINGERS??

The Boob Lady said...

pezda: I suppose it's to show you where to aim. Or to confuse you.

Amy: Amen!

Anon. Blogger: Nothing but the best!

Anonymous: OMFG. I almost spit out my Pepsi. Thank you.

Minty: *Bows* Thank you!

g-man: HAHAHAHAH.

Big Orange: Wherever she wants it.

Crazy Eddie said...

I've learned over time to NEVER use those things while sexing in the tub. I was almost left infertile...

Besos

The Boob Lady said...

Crazy Eddie: Well put. I shall remember this for future reference! :)

twiffer said...

the problem with those things is they break too easily.

oh, wait. was that TMI?