Saturday, April 21, 2007

Pruney...


I totally have dishpan hands right now.

18 comments:

alexgirl said...

Dishpan hands!!
I get that a lot.

And what do beans have to do with Shia? "holes" i get, but not beans.
It's so wrong that i have a crush on him, being in my late twenties, i'm not supposed to perv on the young ones. i'm sick! i need help! ;)

Crazy Eddie said...

Madge (of Palmolive fame) needs to hook you up. Hot boobs don't go well with dish pan hands...

Besos

Krazee Eyez Killa said...

Boob,

You had me at "dishpan".

Holla,

Krazee Eyez Killa

The Dancing Bear said...

Bag Balm is the only way to go. You will be utterly amazed at the results...........and fun too.

Emma said...

this is why i make my man whores do my dishes. my hands stay clean and unwrinkled as a baby's bottom.

molly said...

no its good that you think of me during antm. im seeping into your consciousness. i plan on appearing in your dreams tonight. possibly naked.

Skylers Dad said...

I would have thought that someone of your beauty and statue would have "people" to take care of things like dishes...

The Boob Lady said...

alexgirl: Beans is from the show "Even Stevens." I can't believe I'm admitting that I know this. Gah. If you're a perv, I'm a perv, we can get help together.

Crazy Eddie: No, you're right, they don't. My hot boobs completely overshadow my dishpan hands though.

Krazee Eyez Killa: Aw, shucks. Word.

The Dancing Bear: First: OMG, you're alive!!! Second: I've actually tried Bag Balm, I rather enjoy it.

Emma: See, I don't have a man whore. Or multiple, as is your case. Where does one find a man whore?

molly: Yes, you are in my thoughts every Wednesday night. Last night too. I mean... What? *Cough*

Skylers Dad: You were wrong. I lower myself to household chores just like the rest of you! :)

Emma said...

Oh, man whores are everywhere, especially in NYC. If you go down to the Lower East Side at three in the morning and blow into a conch shell, they come a'running.

The Boob Lady said...

emma: Do you think that you could hook me up with a conch shell? Thanks.

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

dont worry. no one is looking at your hands when you have a great rack.

hootch

dirty said...

Yet another reason to hate water...that stuff is out to destroy us...

Grant Miller said...

I have the magic cure for that!

Reg said...

Word on the street has it you can find some AAA Prime Canadian man whores in Mitchieville but I'm biased.

Scarlet said...

But when the "dishpan" look goes...ooooh so soft.

stilettoheights said...

I have the hands of an old beggar woman, I swear I do, though I am still healing from my stigmata so I guess I have the hands of an old beggar woman who can perform miracles while picking through the garbage.

Peter Matthes said...

There is a nasty rumor going around lately that "The Boob Lady" is actually Tea Leoni just having some fun.

The Boob Lady said...

hootch: That IS true.

dirty: Totally. I've got hands like Bea Arthur up in here.

Grant Miller: Lotion?

Reg: Really? Where'd you hear this?

Scarlet: You are ooooh so right!

stilettoheights: I love it. I'm still laughing.

Peter Matthes: It's not true. Although I do look somewhat like her. (Not really...)