Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Level III...

The following is a snippet from a hilarious chat log by Legend Of The BloodNinja.
If you enjoy it, I'll go for more.

If not, suck it.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine
bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?


Anonymous said...

OMG that Bloodninja thing was funny! I need you to do me a favor, though. Could you contact that guy for me?. I tried casting the Lvl 8 Cock of the Infinite, but something went wrong. I turned "the little guy" into a piece of broccoli. ... interesting but not very attractive.
'preciate your help.


Lynda said...

Have you seen Gonna Make You Happy Tonight? That's what this post reminds me of. LOL

Frank Sirmarco said...

This is the best chat snippet EVER. I saw this a few years ago and sent it to everyone I knew.

Level 3 Eroticism...fuckin' great!

There's more, too. He ends up talking to this girl again. When he tells her that he's putting on his wizard hat, she goes ballistic!

Crazy Eddie said...

I think I'm loving Bloodninja...

Anyone who talks to the Britzo like that scores points in my book...

Keep it coming...


Anonymous said...

I liked it. aLOT.

Anonymous said...

I gotta try this sometime...

The Boob Lady said...

Anonymous (David): Sure thing, I'll let you know when he gets back to me. Good luck with the broccoli pecker.

Lynda: I just checked it out. LOL

Frank: I know ey? I saw it a while ago too but re-acquainted myself with it last night. Love it. I'm posting more tonight.

Crazy Eddie: I know!! More to come!

Dick Small: I'm so glad, stay tuned!

Big Orange: Please send me the transcript.