Friday, April 13, 2007

MuuMuu Mema...



Thanks to Blogger Idol, my poor Mema is now confined to her Jazzy with her lobster claws.

I can just picture her now, in her muumuu with her lavender-grey hair, cursing me for making her vote on Blogger Idol.

She's whizzing around town, shaking her claw, cursing the day I was born.

Thank you Blogger Idol, for making my mother of the future a decrepit old lady with colored hair, smoke hanging from her lipstick stained mouth, one big curler in the front of her hair that serves no purpose other than looks, one crippled hand on the controller for her electric wheelchair, whipping around corners, screaming "You fruits wouldn't know what to do with me."

10 comments:

pezda said...

I think this whole Blogger Idol is fixxed! I popped on last night to throw down some more votes for the Boob Lady, but the site froze me out. I was able to access any and all other internet locations, but alas Blogger Idol would no longer load. CURSE YOU BLOGGER IDOL!!

Peter Matthes said...

Why can't I vote for Sanjaya?

ARGH #%$@&!

Skylers Dad said...

You were robbed!

Anon. Blogger said...

blogger idol sucks. You rule Boob Lady!! We love you!

The Boob Lady said...

pezda: I agree. The site froze me out too. I couldn't throw myself a bone.

Peter Matthes: Uhh..

Skylers Dad: Thank you. I agree.

Anon Blogger: THANKS! :) I love you too!

ThePapaDog said...

Throw yourself a bone huh? Was that a set up?

Blogger Idol was gay anyway. Who needs a silly made up award to make yourself feel better?

How do I get into it next year?

Crazy Eddie said...

Your grandma looks snazzy in that JAZZY. She looks like one of those grandmas who keep the other elderly in check at the bingo games...

Glad to hear that she's voting for you... she rocks yo.

Besos

The Boob Lady said...

ThePapaDog: No, not at all. It was gay. I'm over it. I'll sign you up for it next year for sure.

Crazy Eddie: HAHA!! Snazzy Jazzy. It was actually that my mother that I've partially crippled. It's clear that I'm her favorite. :)

Glad you're back babe!

Lynda said...

We had a deal!! If I didn't win, you were suppose to win!

The Boob Lady said...

Lynda: I know!!! I tried. :(