Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Gangsta...




Partner6
: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?

J-Dogg
: Yeah, J for Julie.

Partner6
: So whats with the "Dogg"

J-Dogg
: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.

Partner6
: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?

J-Dogg
: Yeah like I got 6 guns.

Partner6
: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?

J-Dogg
: hehe, of course baby.

Partner6
: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".

J-Dogg
: Ohh, it's so big.

Partner6
:
Yeah, what you want to do?

J-Dogg:
Umm, i guess stroke it or something.

Partner6
: It likes that.

J-Dogg
: aight.

Partner6
: Keep talking to me baby...

J-Dogg
: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.

Partner6
: Mmmm, daddy like.

J-Dogg
: I unzip my pants...

Partner6
: Yes, show me what you got.

J-Dogg
: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...

Partner6
: WTF?!

J-Dogg
: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!

Partner6
: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...

J-Dogg
: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!

Partner6
: You dipshit.

J-Dogg
: I whimper to myself...

J-Dogg
: please don't shoot me Mr.

14 comments:

Peter Matthes said...

This is disturbing.

The Boob Lady said...

My work here is done. That crazy bloodninja has many faces...

Emma said...

pant guns, "rollin' with tha homies", "oh shit i meant your schlong! your schlong!"

i must say, you are sort of amazing, boob lady, in perhaps the MOST disturbing ways, but still amazing.

Nobody™ said...

You need to get out more, Boob Lady.

Crazy Eddie said...

That cyber had me wonderfully aroused, only to find out the trannies are on the loose... lol.

PS. Barbie better be smoking a Newport yo...

Besos 4 ever

Trouble said...

OMG, this one was the best so far. :) I luv me a gansta bitch.

g-man said...

Now THAT was funny.. The best part "Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women..."

Well not really, apparently you only fist hump yourself while talking to girls/boys/overworked Lingerie store employees with too much time on their hands and an evil mind.

Chris said...

More, please! These crack me up!

Sean said...

the fine line between hilarious and scary gets blurred... heh.

Lynda said...

HAHAHAHA! That is pretty desperate.

The Boob Lady said...

Emma: I have to admit in case you didn't know... I'm not bloodninja. Although, I wish I was!

Nobody: Nah.

Crazy Eddie: Barbie is smoking a Newport. Whatever you want it to be! :)

Trouble: Me too. Whenever I see Gangsta Bitch Barbie, I think of the old SNL sketch with Cheri Oteri.

g-man: Haha! You're so right.

Chris: More to come Dahlink!

Sean: True. But hilarious.

Lynda: I know. But amazing!!

Amy said...

I can't possibly begin to tell you how much I love reading these.

The Boob Lady said...

Amy: I'm so glad. I actually laugh out loud as I'm posting them and re-reading!

Big Orange said...

what about Goth Barbie? Can you use that? I've got a .jpg of her somewhere 'round here...