Thursday, April 12, 2007

Fuschia...






To the lady with the fuschia hair that came into my store today:

Bitch, Please.

You look like a clown.

You're sixty.

It just ain't right.

**This is my 200th post! Hooray for Boobs!!!**

19 comments:

WAT said...

I'm laffing.

Was she wearing the matching oversized red shoes and water-shooting flower too?

Lynda said...

Fuschia hair isn't right at any age!

Peter Matthes said...

Perhaps she had extra.

Scarlet said...

A friend of my ex-wife had purple-ish hair like that. For a mid-30's slutbucket, it was awful.

Erica AP said...

Where can I get one of those wigs? Is it ok because I'm not sixty? I'm sorry you are out of Blogger Idol. You defiantly kick ass with out it. :)

Just Dave said...

Guess she got tired of blus.

And on another note: CONGRATS on being persistant. Hooray for boobs, indeed.

Lynda said...

Oh, and congratulations on 200 posts!! I was so strucken by the picture that I forgot to say something!

Do you think I would look good in Fuschia? I mean, I am not 60. Not yet, anyway.

Skylers Dad said...

Did the carpet match the drapes?

dirty said...

Maybe she was trying to be different than the other blue hairs.

I had fushia hair once...good times.

ThePapaDog said...

wonder if the carpet matches the curtains...

Emma said...

is it wrong that i kind of love that afro?
go boob lady, win this for all the chesty girls out there, dreaming of a world where they will be judged not by the size of their bra, but by the content of their character.
and the wittiness of their blogging.

coffeypot said...

That hair reminds me, I have to scrub out the shower today. Thanks!

alexgirl said...

I wonder if she had a fuschia murkin to match.

The Boob Lady said...

WAT: Sadly, no. She was wearing a leather jacket and high heels. The whole outfit was a total mess.

Lynda: I agree. Pink, maybe.

Peter Matthes: I hope so.

Scarlet: HAHA.

Erica AP: I got you one. It'll be delivered soon. Thanks for being sorry, I'm rootin' for ya toots!

Just Dave: Yeah, I think so. Thank you! Hooray for Boobs!

Lynda: Thank you! I think you would look good in fuschia, you rocked the blue.

Skylers Dad: Thank God I didn't find out.

Dirty: Probably. It's more like a light lavender though. (The other "blue hairs" in my experience.) Do you have photographic proof of these "Good Times?"

ThePapaDog: I would rather NOT know.

Emma: No, it's not wrong. :) I didn't win, but I'm still standing up for us ladies with big jugs!

Coffeypot: You're so very welcome.

alexgirl: Oh God.

ThePapaDog:

MOLLY GRAY said...

yor blogger is so cool!!!!!
cya,
+molly g.+

The Boob Lady said...

Thanks Molly! :)

dirty said...

Boob Lady...I will have to see if my mom saved any of them. My boyfriend at the time had fire engine red hair...we were quite the couple!

The Boob Lady said...

Dirty: I can't wait! Seriously.

Big Orange said...

WHERE'S THE REST OF THE MODEL???