Saturday, April 28, 2007

Dancers...


J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.

Partner8
: Who the fuck are you?

J-Dogg
: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:

J-Dogg
: Fuck me, Fuck me.

J-Dogg
: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.

Partner8
: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?

J-Dogg
: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.

Partner8
: Is that like cancer?

J-Dogg
: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.

Partner8
: Good one romeo.

J-Dogg
: You grab the bulge that you feel. you think it must be taking over your mind, there's
nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.

The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.

Partner8
: that was never a haiku.

J-Dogg
: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Without my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.

Partner8
: That made even less sense than your "haiku"

J-Dogg
: So you ready to fuck then?

Partner8
: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.

J-Dogg
: ...

Partner8
: ?

J-Dogg
: I'm spent.

9 comments:

Crazy Eddie said...

LMAO...

"Is that like cancer?" Fucking great...

You see? This is why I keep returning. Your Boobs are hot, but as a gay man, I'm really gravitating towards your sense of humor and intelligence. I don't have to tell you this... you know it... and I love it...

Besos

The Boob Lady said...

Eddie: You had me at Hello. I love that you come back again and again. I look forward to your comments! :)

Big Orange said...

Hee!!

Nobody™ said...

I hate it when that happens.

Skylers Dad said...

Man, I have to brush up on my haiku's.

Captain Smack said...

I think it's hilarious that you spelled "haiku" correctly, but then got the meter wrong. Brilliant.

Trouble said...

God, there's nothing worse than a quick spew in the grocery store line.

Amy said...

I am the Thomas Edison of your sex.

HAhahahAHaHaAhHahahAHAHa!!!!!!!

The Boob Lady said...

Big Orange: Haw!!

Nobody: Tell me about it!

Skylers Dad: Yeah, get on that. :)

Captain Smack: I wish I could take credit for that. It's all about bloodninja baby!

Trouble: I know. I really wish I would last longer in the line up.

Amy: :D