Thursday, April 26, 2007

Chuck...


Oh Chuck Norris, you silly bastard you.

Ok folks.

Seriously.

Do you do a ton of karate kicks?

I know I do.

When I do, I want to be sure that I'm wearing my Chuck Norris Action Jeans.

If you read the ad closely, you'll notice that they won't bind your legs.

The unique "hidden gusset" will allow you to do your most fancy moves and not rip the crotch of your pants.

Cause, really, who wants to see your nut/vulva when you're doing your best roundhouse.

Amazing.

PS: Little known fact about Chuck Norris? They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

23 comments:

Anon. Blogger said...

Boob Lady -

You are so fun!!

I thank you on this much needed day!!!

:-)

Chris said...

I am now going to retro-fit all my pants with a "hidden gusset" thanks to this post!

Minty said...

I have those jeans and they do bind my legs...

I still like to practice my ninja moves in them, though.

dirty said...

I like to think that everyone enjoys seeing my vulva while I'm doing my best roundhouse...but that's just me :o)

Flannery Alden said...

Sounds handy!

BTW: Hidden Gusset is the name of my new country band.

Nobody™ said...

nice TP joke, I like that one.

Lynda said...

These jeans could be life changing!

Jen said...

How many pairs of
Chuck Norris Action Jeans
do you own?

Assorted colors?

I need to get me some..
I do a lot of Karate kicks

Skylers Dad said...

bada boom! Nice BL, TP humor is always much appreciated.

"Developed by Chuck Norris for stunt fighting in action movies" Yeah, right. Chuck in a lab coat surrounded by scientists, "damn people, I can still see the gusset"!

Reg said...

I have a pair, I just wish they had an elastic waist....

Reg said...

I have a pair, I just wish it had an elastic waist in it...

Erica AP said...

I actually do, do karate kicks often... I used to do them more about a year ago when I was living with Gregg, but now just for kicks - I'll do them in the quite of my own home.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Man, he's short. It's hard to believe he was ever an idol, but maybe that's because I prefer tall, dark and a lot more whoopass.

Kyle said...

Sweet pants, where do I get them?

anne altman said...

nut/vulva.


ewww.

The Boob Lady said...

Anon: My pleasure sweets. I do what I can!

Chris: I hope you do. Megan will love it.

Minty: LOL. Are you okay? Do you have any strain while kicking?

dirty: I enjoy seeing vulva when roundhouse kicking as well. I just wasn't too sure if people enjoyed it too.

Nobody: Thank you. :)

Lynda: They are. They have been.

Jen: I own 7. In many colors and grades of denim wash. Acid wash is my favorite.

Skylers Dad: I try my best. I'm picturing "Dr. Norris" right now.

Reg: I can hook you up. I know a cheap sweamstress. Installing elastic waistbands is her specialty.

Erica: I do kicks often too, but only with my Chuck Norris Action Jeans.

GETkristiLOVE: He is short isn't he?

Kyle: Hook me up with your mailing address, I will get you some. :)

anne: I know eh?

Michael said...

Cool, I remember looking at an ad for those when I was into martial arts.

Never got any though, couldn't get my leg up that high!

Anonymous said...

And you thought I was kidding when I told you me and my uncle were actually going to order these from a ninja magazine about 15 years ago..........I do not fuck around when it comes to added comfort while performing round house kicks!!!!

The question is am I completely fucking retarded for thinking about sewing a piece into the crotch of my jeans as recently as about a month ago?????

The Boob Lady said...

michael: If you're still into the martial arts, you can probably find a pair of these golden pantaloons on ebay.

anonymous: omfg. hilarious. and i totally think you should sew an added gusset into your jeans. I'd go for a special pantyhose gusset.

Crazy Eddie said...

Those pants will definitely leave me with an excruciating male camel toe. But the pain is sooooo worth it if those pants enable me to roundhouse kick someone in the neck...

My bitz and pieces would suffer, but I can at least channel that pain into my fists of fury.


Besos

The Boob Lady said...

Eddie: The suffering is worth it my friend, trust me.

Lee said...

All I have to say is BWAH!

Chuck, 1970 called, they want their moustache back!

The Boob Lady said...

lee: Tell me about it!!