Monday, April 16, 2007

Treasure...




Bloodninja
:
I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.

Sarah19fca
: mmmm, okay.

Bloodninja
: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.

Sarah19fca
: Yeah I like it rough.

Bloodninja
: I smack you thick booty.

Sarah19fca
: Oh yeah, that feels good.

Bloodninja
: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.

Bloodninja
: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

Sarah19fca
: you like that?

Bloodninja
: I peel some bananas.

Sarah19fca
: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?

Bloodninja
: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.

Sarah19fca
: Peanuts?

Bloodninja
: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.

Sarah19fca
: What are you talking about?

Bloodninja
: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.

Sarah19fca
: This is stupid.

Bloodninja
: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.

Bloodninja
: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?

Bloodninja
: Yeeaahhhh.

Sarah19fca
: /ignore

Bloodninja
: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.

Bloodninja
: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

5 comments:

Trouble said...

More please. :)

The Boob Lady said...

Trouble: I'm on it! :)

dave evanns said...

Where do you get this shit? I am rolling!

The Boob Lady said...

Dave evanns: It's secret. I can't say. My nuggets are hidden well.

Michael said...

Why am I laughing so hard?

I am easily pleased (yes, it is a guy thing).