Monday, August 11, 2008

Ahh, Good Times...

You know what's fantastic?

Peeing in your pants.

I laugh; I pee.

I sneeze; I pee.

I cough; I pee.

You get the picture.

Bébé is sitting so close to, or on rather, my bladder.

It's the best feeling ever.

Actually, when the bébé is not on my bladder, he/she is on my sciatic nerve sending excrutiating jolts of pain through me no matter how I move or am positioned.

I couldn't be happier.

:)

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Umm...

So I did it.

I got married.

Three days later, I found out I was pregnant!!

(SOOOOOO, this means it totally WASN'T a shotgun wedding.. We didn't know.. Stop thinking it!!!)

Turns out, just kissing on the mouth makes a baby these days!!!

xo

Friday, April 04, 2008

Tide...

This one is for old time's sake.

A lil' something to tide y'all over... You know the drill.

If you don't, welcome to paradise!!!

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: im good

el_effu_gone_wild: wuz up babe how u been

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: so good now

el_effu_gone_wild:
what u doing

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
chilling at home

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
and now im thinking about you

el_effu_gone_wild:
me too babe

el_effu_gone_wild:
what's up what u wanna do

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
ciber

el_effu_gone_wild:
are u wet?

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
I don't know are you baby?

el_effu_gone_wild:
im soaking wet

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
what do you like?

el_effu_gone_wild:
big tasty pussies

el_effu_gone_wild:
u got one

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
oh yeah, me to

el_effu_gone_wild:
are u naked?

el_effu_gone_wild:
what are ur measurements

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
we are are making out on the couch

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
re you a dude?

el_effu_gone_wild:
yeah why?

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
god damn it so am i

el_effu_gone_wild:
forget it

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
thats ok we can still make this work. wear on the couch and I'm rubbing your tits

el_effu_gone_wild:
oh hell no

el_effu_gone_wild:
no way

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
come on,I was in prison. How about you?

el_effu_gone_wild:
never been there thank you

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
your welcome

el_effu_gone_wild:
ok

el_effu_gone_wild:
you can try

el_effu_gone_wild:
with

el_effu_gone_wild:
madamlibrarian21

el_effu_gone_wild:
that's a nick find her yourself

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
I go down on your warm wet pussy

el_effu_gone_wild:
try also anamaria_maria2003 you might find her too

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
licking it

el_effu_gone_wild:
you aint going nowhere with me

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
then I turn you over and make you eat my ass. mmmmm that fills good babe your tits are
big

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
Oh mmmm, just like that. I take you by the hips and do you fast lick a prison Guard

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
hello

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
el_effu_gone_wild are you playing?

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
hi?

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
answer me bitch or i'll stab you on the block

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
I didn't mean that come back to bed

juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver:
that's it fish, your going to be guided

I know...

I do.

I'm sorry.

I'm here.

I read.

I'll post.

I promise.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Absenteeism...

I know, I suck.

I'm sorry.

I'm working on getting some new material.

This shit is hard after having been a slacker for so long.

Don't stop loving me.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Oui Oui...

It's true.

I am getting married.

What was supposed to be a March wedding has now been pushed to a little later date.

Not really sure when, we're winging it.

Thank you for all the congratulations and even the ones that are non-maritally inclined.

:)

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Hitched...

Yowza...

I'm getting married!

In a month and a half.

I know, I'm nuts.

I've never been happier though.

Think you can all make it?!

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Smoove...




It got done.

Properly this time.

By a professional.

Thank God.

It's lovely.

And not nearly as painful as I had imagined.

OR, as painful as I made it when I attempted to do a professionals work myself, in my bathroom, with no mirror, while hunched over and sitting on the toilet.

You're welcome for the visual. (I should actually be apologizing...)