Monday, August 11, 2008

Ahh, Good Times...

You know what's fantastic?

Peeing in your pants.

I laugh; I pee.

I sneeze; I pee.

I cough; I pee.

You get the picture.

Bébé is sitting so close to, or on rather, my bladder.

It's the best feeling ever.

Actually, when the bébé is not on my bladder, he/she is on my sciatic nerve sending excrutiating jolts of pain through me no matter how I move or am positioned.

I couldn't be happier.