Sunday, April 29, 2007

My Apologies...

I'm sorry.

There is no excuse for what I am about to do.

I truly am sorry.

I found this over at TubaPants.

It has had me completely enraptured for the last 24 hours or so.

I want to stop. I really do.

I just can't.

Notice I'm not swearing in this post either?

I'm exhausted.

I don't have the energy to cuss.

If you have a spare 32487253987 hours to devote to something, go on over and do the "Impossible Quiz."

If not, go check it out anyway.

You'll thank me.

Wait, no you won't.

You're going to hate me.

It's worth it.


Rogue said...

I quit after 22 questions...wheww

The Boob Lady said...

Rogue: I'm up to the seventies somewhere. I am going to lose my mind so I'm heading to bed now. Back at it tomomorrow. The only thing that saves my sanity is that I don't have the internet at work!!

Welcome, by the way!!

GETkristiLOVE said...

I hate you.

Like, a lot.

The Boob Lady said...

getkristilove: I was afraid that this would happen. I'm so sorry. I can't stop.

Anonymous said...

I hate the Rocky theme.


The Boob Lady said...

minty: Bet you hate it even more now, don'tcha?

Diesel said...

It just loads and loads forever. Stupid internet. :(

The Boob Lady said...

Diesel: I'm sorry!! It's probably a good thing though. Did you try all the links to it? What about going to Tuba's site? You'll probably thank me for not being able to go though.

Erica AP said...

It wouldn't let me get past the 4th question... But I thoroughly enjoyed the rocky music.

pezda said...

Why would you do this to us? WHHYYYYYYY?!?!?! [slams head down on keyboard]

molly said...

oh damn and i thought i was so clever too!
maybe if you search "Molly G" and then my picture is me with a woodstock poster, all blurry style
if you have time for that

ill try this "impossible quiz", though the name frightens me

Skylers Dad said...

You are evil personified!

alexgirl said...

Good thing you live in Canada, because if you were any closer I'd totally kick your ASS for posting that! I have NO idea how much time I just spent on it and I only got to like, question 16. Ugh. You are a bad, bad, evil person. :)

Just Dave said...

"Hate" is such a strong word. Just mild disappointment that you would perpetrate such a travesty on those who admire you. Sigh.

Emma said...

i'm going to show your blog to my teachers as an explanation for why i don't do work. even though i have finals approaching. they might be a bit peturbed by all the boobiness, but ah well.

The Boob Lady said...

Erica: Hint: THE ANSWER...

pezda: I'm sorry. I'll pay for the CAT scan.

molly: I'm going to check right now!! I think I got you...

skylers dad: I try. :)

alexgirl: You love me! We share love for the same man!

Just Dave: I'm terribly sorry, please come back!

Emma: Please don't get me in trouble! I'm sorry! I'll delete the post! ;)

Emma said...

ha ha, just joking. made you shit yourself there, didn't i?
i'm sure my teachers would be appalled by your perverted wittiness. and i mean that in the best way possible. i wish i had more perverted wittiness.

DadGuy said...

I'm not usually a sucker for that kind of thing... but MAN. What a waste of the last hour. =)

I got to armageddon, but lost there twice and it's time to give up.

I'm not sure I dare bookmark the link. heh.

Chris said...

Pure evil. That's what you are, Boob Lady.

This thing will torment me until the day I die.

gary said...

boob lady and all loyal readers... i'd like to say i'm sorry for having released this into the blog wild, but i simply had to share the frustration with as many people as possible.

please, direct your hatred (or annoyance/dissappointment) at me. BL had nothing to do with it.

oh, and you're all welcome. :-)

Grant Miller said...

Dear Boob Lady,

Send me your email so I can interview you. My email is on my site!

Grant Miller, Esq.

The Boob Lady said...

Emma: *Phew*! I'm so glad that you're not going to get me into trouble. I can share my perverted wittiness with you!! ;)

DadGuy: I know. I don't usually fall for that shit either, but this time, I got suckered into it. Did you bookmark?

Chris: I know. I'm sorry, blame it on Gary! :)

gary: Thank you for coming on over here and fessing up. I did give you credit for the demise of my readership though!

Grant Miller: Done and Done sugartits! :)

Anonymous said...

I had an awesome time with that game!. What a wonderful waste of time. I worked on it about 1.5 hrs or so and am on the armageddon question. That kind of warped thinking is about all I'm good for!.
I'l waste time on it everyday until I reach the end.

How far did you you get BL?

The Boob Lady said...

Anonymous: I am still playing that damn game. I can't stop, I'm at question 91. I gave up the other night because it was almost 3 and I had to work at 10.

Chris said...

@#%$! Boob Lady!!!

Alright, what's the deal with the one (I think in the fifties) where it says "I hope you remembered". I got by it once by accident and now I can't remember what to do. I know it said Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow a couple questions before. I have tried every possible combination. What's the answer??

The Boob Lady said...

Chris: It's just what you said! Click: Blue dot, red dot, blue dot, yellow dot. Then, you should be okay! :)

Anon. Blogger said...

Boob Lady,

Surely you know the delicate state of my emotional health. How can you do such cruel things to me???

While I was doing the quiz Thing 3 came to help. Mind you, this kid has been playing video games since he could sit up.

He didn't want to stop... then, while we are playing, he starts talking to me about how you never really die, you know... because your spirit lives on forever.

WTF??? What kind of neurons fire in a brain like that???? Shit, the whole experience shaved a couple of years off my life and this kid is still wanting to continue....

Curse you, Boob Lady!!! :-)

Anonymous said...

Question 91? Question 91! Not only are you witty, beautiful and boobalicious, you're also smart. WOW! what a total package!.....

Listen, after all this flattery, d'ya think you could tell me how to get past the armageddon question? Plus tell me how you figuered it out? I'm stumped.... and I don't mean maybe.

You're the best ... mean it.


The Boob Lady said...

Anon. Blogger: I must apologize. I had no idea of the havoc I was unleashing unto the blog world when I posted this. It's all Gary from TubaPants' fault. I'm in awe of Thing 3 right now. He sounds like a smartie! You may curse me, BUT, you were spending quality time with Thing 3! You're welcome! :)

Anonymous (David): You single? :) Armageddon... Ok, well, since you flattered me, here it is: *SPOILER* It's the exclamation point at the end of the sentence. It's obvious that Armageddon is the end of the world, so I figured by the way this quiz was going that the answer was going to be random. I clicked on the exclamation point since it's at "The end of the world!" :)

Anonymous said...

Alas.... I am Not single, but that doesn't make you any less beautiful or witty, or down-right irresistable. Thanks for the tip on the Armageddon question. I haven't had a chance to use it yet.... too damn busy over the weekend.... but I'll get ot it soon.