Quiver Me Timbers...
Who doesn't want one of these?
Guys; it'll maximize her pleasure. Yours too! I promise.
Gals; Please! You have to do virtually NO work!
It's win, win!
Plus, the glow in the dark feature means that you'll never have to look at porn in the dark anymore!
*Phew*
13 comments:
Effective immediately, I am resigning from my job to go to work for the "International Laboratory Safety Testing Standard" people.
Skylers Dad: I thought you might. I'm a testee. :)
Skyler's Dad: Too damn funny
OK so I'm kind of a prude, please explain the significance of it glowing in the dark? To see where you should aim? Enlighten me please.
I would gladly sport that on my ring finger instead of a diamond.
Food Grade ABS/TPR?? Wow, quality stuff!
There could be safety concerns if you're having sex on the beach... I mean suppose you inadvedently signal S.O.S and end up beaching a Coast Guard ship that came over to assist. Think if all the seamen wasted! There should be more testing. I'm worried.
You had me at:
Gals; Please! You have to do virtually NO work!
--Minty
Oh my, "I see your schwarts is as big as mine" -Dark Helmet
wait, wait, wait... before I order, do I wear this on my TONGUE or my FINGERS??
pezda: I suppose it's to show you where to aim. Or to confuse you.
Amy: Amen!
Anon. Blogger: Nothing but the best!
Anonymous: OMFG. I almost spit out my Pepsi. Thank you.
Minty: *Bows* Thank you!
g-man: HAHAHAHAH.
Big Orange: Wherever she wants it.
I've learned over time to NEVER use those things while sexing in the tub. I was almost left infertile...
Besos
Crazy Eddie: Well put. I shall remember this for future reference! :)
the problem with those things is they break too easily.
oh, wait. was that TMI?
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