Bliss...
The following post may contain scenes of sexuality, coarse language, and nudity. Viewer discretion is advised
Mmm...
How do you always know where to touch me?
You delve deep into my innermost workings and slowly bring me to the brink.
Your twists and turns are unparalelled.
You know just how to touch me, reach my most sensitive areas, make me smile.
I'd like to think that my hand guiding you in the right direction makes a difference.
The little moan that escapes my lips as you work your magic is indescribable.
I don't know how you do what you do, but please, don't stop.
Reaching deeper, bringing me closer...
Oh God!
That's it..
Don't stop, keep going!
I'm not done yet.
Ooohhh.
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Mmm..
There, that was amazing.
I couldn't have done it without you.
Thank you Q-Tip.
You know right where to get me.
You're the best.
Call me.
18 comments:
I'm goin to the dollar store and getting a bag of 1,000 after reading this. Y'all made me want to get some.
Eargasm!
giggity giggity goo.
all right.
Well, that was weird. I was getting so hot and "worked up" that I just decided to keep going once I got to the big Q-Tip reveal. It was pretty great and all, but now I'm just worried about how awkward I'm going to feel after I shower tomorrow and reach for the cotton swabs.
Ha ha-- nice. I'll have trouble working with Q-Tips without getting worked up, thanks.
Maybe "Vibrant Thing" would have worked a little better?
Humour Blog?
Well... it does say boob
Thats funny
You are sick and disgusting. Did you study the dirty Qtip when you were done? I always do.
You've been tagged.
bake-off. bring it ON.
can we have an internet bakeoff?
i'm not sure how that would work.
but it would be quite delicious.
Big Orange: I thought you might.
plink: Agreed!
Emma: I love you.
Paul: I'm sorry. I hope you don't feel awkward. I didn't mean to make you feel weird.
Greg: You're welcome.
Dave: You don't think I'm funny? :(
Grant Miller: I know I am. And maybe.
Nobody: Hmm...
Emma: You're on. We'll see who can whip up the best thing. We'll be in contact re: What that thing might be...
I hear things like that all the time. That’s what happens when you are hung like a Q-Tip.
There's nothing like a scorching rendezvous with the soft tip of a Q-tip...
I almost got a boner reading that. Feel special girl, for women don't usually make that happen.
Besos
I heart Q-tips.
That was H-O-T-T-T.
Oooh, and as for your and Emma's bake-off: sounds wicked. Let me know how it goes! Make a video and YouTube it for us to judge!
Coffeypot: You're hung like a Q-tip? I'm jealous of your lady!
Crazy Eddie: I'm blown away. And blushing a little! I'm happy that I was almost able to give you a boner. Was it a chub at least?
?pixie? I heart you!
Alex Richards: Thank you. ;)
I'll consult Emma and get back to you!
Thanks. I believe (like a Q-Tip) she likes it in the ear, too. Because every time I try to stick it in her mouth she turns her head.
Q-tip never calls me after he is done cleaning my ear.
coffeypot: I damn near shit myself when I read that. Thank you. God bless your heart. LOL
Lynda: I'm sorry to hear that. Have you considered talking dirty to the Q-Tip as you work? I get all nasty. "Oh yeah, you dirty Q-tip, get in there. Deeper! DEEPER!!"
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