Sunday, March 25, 2007

Lady of the Night...




I'm considering turning tricks.

I'm finding myself unable to pay my rent.

That's odd.

I only work 800 hours a week.

Other than hooking, what else can I do?

Suggestions?

Donations?

10 comments:

Lynda said...

Pimp out other gals, and take a cut of the pay. I say 60/40.

Dave Evanns said...

I agree with Lynda, that is your best bet to actually make some money in the trade. I can be your partner (business and personal) to help you get it started.

Call me.

Grant Miller said...

You could get GoogleAdSense - it's a notch below prostitution anyway.

Chris said...

You're the manager at your store, right? Each night at closing, take all the money out of the cash register and put it in your pocket. When your boss asks you where all the money is, tell them you don't know. That should be a good enough explanation.

Glad I could help!

Anonymous said...

i say do it and let me be your first customer.

Big Orange said...

how much y'all chargin' per hour or per sexual favour? If'n yer in me price range...

you could always make movies of yourself fiddle-diddling with your tits and sell it for $40 a crack on the 'net.

The Boob Lady said...

Lynda: Good call!

Dave: Call me, we'll work out a business plan...

Grant: I tried, they won't let me, my blog is too full of swearing and debauchery.

Chris: That's a wicked awesome idea.. I think I might give it a shot.

Anonymous: Reveal yourself and we might have a deal...

Big Orange: For you, free...
I thought about YouTube, but I don't know if they take nudity.

Crazy Eddie said...

Ever thought of donating one of your eggs? Not the scrambled kind, just the ones that are floating around in your ovaries...

Lots of money to be made there. Only thing is that it's a bit invasive.

Also, you should consider being a stand up. You crack me the hellz up and I'm a hard audience to satisfy you know...

Besos

Peter Matthes said...

Don't sell out.

Allah provide.

The Boob Lady said...

Crazy Eddie: I hadn't thought of that. Smashing idea though. Invasive is my middle name. I could totally do it. Although, knowing my luck, those donated eggs would be the only ones I had and my mother would die of devastation that I couldn't produce an heir(ess). I aim to satisfy by the way, I'm glad you enjoy me! I am still dying to be a part of your hagrem. (See comments on YOUR blog...)

Peter Matthes: Thank you. :)