Greatest Phone Call EVER

"I beg your pardon?"

"Do you have toys there?"

"I do not, no."

"What about lotions, oils, that kind of thing?"

"I'm sorry, no. I don't have anything like that here, we have pyjamas, bras, that kind of thing."

"Okay."

"Sorry I couldn't help you. Have a nice night."

"Oh, wait!"

"Yes?"

"Do you know where I could find toys and things like that?"

"Um... Maybe you should try one of the adult stores, they'd have stuff like that."

"Okay, thanks."

Uhhh, WTF??

Seriously, how many classy lingerie shops carry toys?

Not frigging many.

So why do I always get the wierdos?

Who knows.

Just plain lucky I guess.