Monday, December 11, 2006

Thanksgiving...

I know that Thanksgiving is over.

For you American's, it's still fresh.

For us Canadians, it's been over for almost two months.

I would just like to say a quick thank you and then I shall resume my normal posting...
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Thank you.

Thank you Britney.

Thank you for not showing me your vajayjay this weekend.

Thank you for keeping your pooter in your pants.

Your vajayjay ain't pretty.

In one picture (yes, sadly I looked... You did too, don't deny it) your vaj looks a little green.

I suppose mine would look green if it came anywhere near K-Fed's 007 too, but still.

We didn't need to see it.

Three times.

Skanks again Britney, my weekend was lovely, and my eyes have finally stopped bleeding.

8 comments:

dirty said...

I think it had the "cob web" look...and the C-section scar...I could've survived without that vision burned in my skull.

Jonah said...

Shaved? Real People really do that?

Chris said...

Not only can you discuss boobs with great ease, but you can also skillfully critique their cousin to the south. You truly are multi-talented.

Flannery Alden said...

Amen, sister.

Coffeypot said...

Isn’t it funny that something that is soooo good can look soooo ugly?

Frank Sirmarco said...

Love the C-Section scar by the way. Very fetching...

Big Orange said...

wow. the things I learn by reading your blog!! Wow!

Oh, and your new avitar is SOOO MUCH sexxxxier than them luvvy-flapps! and this is comin' from a GUY so you KNOW it must be troooo!!

Amy said...

On the plus side, it did give you a good reason to use "vajayjay".

I love that word.