Thursday, December 07, 2006

Baby Got Tagged!

I've never been tagged before so this is quite an honour. I've been tagged by Chris and am to tell you five things about myself that you don't know about me.

That should be pretty easy since you poor people haven't been coming here all that long.

That being said, here are my "Fancy Five"...

1. I have to talk to my mother every day. Seriously. If I don't, I feel very odd, like I'm missing a piece of me. I call her multiple times a day and she does the same when she can. She has a 1-800 (NOT 1-900 or 1-866 you perverts) at work, so I can call her for free.

2. I know all the words to Baby Got Back and sing it any chance I get. I like to kick it old school. True story: I called my mom one night (if you've read number one, you know this happens a lot) since I was alone in the apartment. When she picked up the phone, instead of saying "Hey Mema!" like I always do, I started to spit my rhymes. When I was done, I said I love you and goodnight. That was it. I could hear her laughing as I was going, but since we didn't talk afterwards, I can only assume that she peed a little and couldn't talk to me anymore that night.

3. I will NEVER be able to break my ankles. I've sprained them so many times that doctors have told me that it's virtually impossible that I'll break either one. **I often roll an ankle while standing completely still. It's like a party trick. People love me.

4. I want to be a pastry chef. I've always wanted to be a pastry chef. Who knew that I'd be selling bras, panties, and pyjamas and not living my dream at all. I will do it. Bank on it. You'll all be eating sweets and shit at my shop. Be there or be square fuckers.

5. I'm fluently bilingual in French. It's something that I love having. I was enrolled in french immersion starting very early, took it up until high school graduation and for the 2 years that I went to University. I use the term "went" to University very loosely.

So there you have it kids, a fancy five things you didn't know about me. I'm not very exciting, have no stories of debauchery, drunken stripping, or fun things of the like.


I've got a great rack though.


dirty said...

I'm also an accident waiting to happen and have rolled my ankles by doing nothing more than standing still.

Chris said...

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!

I still believe you are my long-lost twin sister. We laugh at all the same shit AND we've both got great racks!

Flannery Alden said...

I'll tell you what, when you become a pastry chef, I'll eat your sweets, but not your shit, K?

Marni said...

YAY! Great list! You crack me up...

I, too, have to talk to my mom every day.I would be lost without her.

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

ha!! Baby Got Back, takes me back.

I still have a soft spot in my heart for Me So Horny by the 2 Live Crew

Anonymous said...

I'm still fighting with this whole 5 thing, as I'm about as transparent as window glass.