An Open Letter To Christmas...
First, let me start off by saying, I know it's baby Jesus' birthday, and I mean no offense to Christmas.
Dear Christmas,
Please be over soon.
Seriously, I am so over you.
I am currently prepared to cancel Christmas altogether.
I have been working for a little over a week now, with 4 days to go.
This is sheer lunacy.
Mean customers, creepy mall lurkers, old ladies in stirrups and Christmas sweaters, hooligans, and screaming babies.
Make. It. Stop.
Pretty please?
I can't handle much more of this.
I am tired, cranky, and completely unable to sleep properly.
I am beginning to develop a tic.
I've consumed entirely way too much Pepsi.
I may have also eaten my fair share of chocolates and cookies already.
I mean, come on, is it even right?
The answer is no.
Christmas is a time for sharing, for being with your family, for enjoying eachothers' company.
Not for buying exorbitant amounts of presents and pushing people around with empty shopping carts.
Dear Christmas,
Please be over soon.
Seriously, I am so over you.
I am currently prepared to cancel Christmas altogether.
I have been working for a little over a week now, with 4 days to go.
This is sheer lunacy.
Mean customers, creepy mall lurkers, old ladies in stirrups and Christmas sweaters, hooligans, and screaming babies.
Make. It. Stop.
Pretty please?
I can't handle much more of this.
I am tired, cranky, and completely unable to sleep properly.
I am beginning to develop a tic.
I've consumed entirely way too much Pepsi.
I may have also eaten my fair share of chocolates and cookies already.
I mean, come on, is it even right?
The answer is no.
Christmas is a time for sharing, for being with your family, for enjoying eachothers' company.
Not for buying exorbitant amounts of presents and pushing people around with empty shopping carts.
In closing, I would like to apologize again to Christmas. Please don't be mad at me. I really do love you, I just wish you would go away.
Sincerely,
The Boob Lady
3 comments:
I saw a grandmother wearing a shirt that said "Naughty". It was just wrong. I did not want to picture her being naughty. Whoever sold her that shirt (or bought it for her) should be arrested.
When I go to my kid's school I see lots of Christmas sweaters...as worn by the mothers of their peers.
Amy, at least it didn't sat that across her ass! I'm with ya Boob Lady, I am far from the retail world (except as a shopper) but I truly wish that the focus would change from the material back to the spirit of the holiday. (and not start the second after Thanksgiving).
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