Monday, December 18, 2006

Seriously...

Another old bag told me my tits were huge at the store yesterday.

There was a witness to this travesty.

I almost couldn't believe that it happened again, literally, for the third day in a row.

K (My Assistant) just kind of stood there agape.

After aforementioned old bag said this, I smacked my fist in my palm and said: "Third day in a row... wow."

That was it, nothing more.

The old bag apologized.

Yeah, they're big. So?

10 comments:

jonahadkins said...

i think you should let your blog readers be the judge of your boob size...post a "discrete" pic to put an end to all this madness...

dirty said...

My boobs are huge too Boob lady. I thought they'd shrink after the whole lactating thing but nope.

Flannery Alden said...

Just tell those old bags, "my bazoooms are my weapons!" Then thrust your chest at her.

That's what I do.

g-man said...

jonahadkins, I think for comparison sake it should be taken next to dirty. :)
Sorry that people 1. notice your chest rather than your sense of humor, 2. feel the need to comment out loud. At least you have the internet to to comfort you, and to bash the aforementioned 'bags'.

g-man said...

P.s. Glad to see new posts. :)

dirty said...

Good idea Flannery!

Big Orange said...

you could also say "I kill... with my cunt!" Flann. That's worked wonders for me in the past.

I'm all for the boob pix so your loyal readers can poll for themselves.

g-man said...

Heh, heh he said poll.

jonahadkins said...

*Eagerly awaits next post

Nobody said...

This post is useless without pictures.