Friday, May 04, 2007

Yum...

Cookie Ears came into the store tonight.

Her ears look even bigger since she's wearing earrings that appear to be fashioned out of giant sequins.

Her earrings could actually be a brooch that you see on an 89 year old woman.

Just thought you'd like to know.

8 comments:

alexgirl said...

Eeew. I bet her ears were all droopy and shit.

Thanks for the encouraging reply to my "poor man's" post. Boob Lady, you rock.

Big Orange said...

I'm pleased to hear this. It makes my miserable experiences working at Bullseye so much better as I rarely recognize (or interact with) our guests.

Skylers Dad said...

Was it a brooch, a hat, or a pterodactyl? (check out the movie Airplane for this ridiculously asinine reference)

Emma said...

Why spotlight enormous ears with huge earrings? It's like hanging Christmas-tree ornaments off a pimple. Unnecessary.

Crazy Eddie said...

Cookie Ears... my God, she sounds horrific... lol. I totally picture this complete oddball, with humongous ears and shizz...

Will Cookie Ears be a staple in your blog entries?? Maybe she's just following you...

LOL

Love ya more than Cheez Whiz on Pita bread...

Besos

The Boob Lady said...

alex: They were probably saggy when she took off her brooches. Alex, my friend, you also rock!

Big Orange: You are lucky. Not interacting with humans sometimes sounds lovely.

Skylers Dad: Haha! Nicely placed!

Emma: So true. She has huge ears, that I can deal with. Huge earrings ON huge ears? Notsomuch.

Crazy Eddie: Crazy Oddball it is. She wears an ungodly amount of eyeliner and flood style track pants. They're not meant to be capris either.

Love YOU more than Lobster Tails drenched in butter.

Lynda said...

Does she have moles that look like chocolate chips?

The Boob Lady said...

Lynda: Strangely, it's almost as if you were there. She did have a couple!!