Wednesday, May 16, 2007

5 Dolla Make You Holla...

I was at the grocery store picking up my requisite case of Pepsi, when from beneath it, flutters a five dollar bill.

I quickly scooped it up before anyone noticed that it didn't come out of my pocket.

Should I have looked for its rightful owner?

Was I wrong?

Am I going to jail?

19 comments:

Emma said...

You and Wonky Eye can share a cell.
Please, Boob Lady, do us all a favor and strangle her with one of your enormous brassieres during lockdown. Rid us of the praying mantis paristitute.

The Boob Lady said...

emma: OMG: Paristitute is Omazing!! I'm terribly upset that I didn't think of that first!! And, yes, I will strangle that cock-eyed skank with a huge bra. I can't wait.

Just Dave said...

Great idea.Outside of the satisfaction, that way you get a private cell.

In re the five bucks: it's five bucks. Hardly worth looking for the owner. Give a five to some homeless guy someday so he can get an extra bottle of Chateau Neuf de Chat Merde to drink.

GETkristiLOVE said...

You and anon - keep the money and buy something sexy. Okay, not for $1 or $5, but you get the point.

Anonymous said...

Betcha that 5 bucks you found that she wears panties in the big house. Or double your money that her eye isn't the only thing that ends up wonky!

~stis~

twiffer said...

no, no and no. consider it a gift from the soda gods.

Anon. Blogger said...

Hello Pot? This is the kettle. ;)

The only time that you should look for the rightful owner is:

You see it fall out of the purse / pocket.

or

There is someone standing over it with their purse / wallet open or an open looking pocket.

or

The other person in the vacinity is someone you know and trust to tell the truth.

or

If you are in a generous mood.

Otherwise,

Be grateful for the good fortune!

Skylers Dad said...

Give it right back to the owner, that is, after they give you the correct serial number off of the bill of course!

Lynda said...

Finders keepers, loosers weepers.

ThePapaDog said...

Buy something sexy???

Just get naked!

Anonymous said...

Again with the Wonky-Eye. That's awesome.

Anyway guys, we're only fantasizing that she's going to the regular big house. With all her $$$ she's going to a Club Fed type place .... a prison like daddy would build.

And Boob Lady... don't waste your time strangling her with your bra... there will be people standing in line for that...plus you'd end up getting cake makeup slathered all over your boobs.

David

Reg said...

Like Steve Miller said: "Go on, take the money and run".

g-man said...

It is yours, cause really who would just leave a 5'er on a case of soda if not on purpose. Although if you were to get rid of Parisite it would be worth the jail time.

I can just see the big burly women taking turns being a Ferrari, and making her get out!

yllwdaisies said...

HOLLA!

Big Orange said...

you need to buy more soda with it!!

Crazy Eddie said...

$5 bucks huh?

Now you've got some BATTERIES baby. Call the boyfriends for some fun. I wish I was there to see it.

You really are turning me.

Besos para siempre.

The Boob Lady said...

Just Dave: Chateau Neuf de Chat Merde?! Amazing. Thank you. You made my night.

GETkristiLOVE: Yes, I get the point! :)

~stis~: If she wears panties in the big house, it'll be a first. She's done more laps than seabiscuit!

twiffer: Thanks! I will!

Anon. Blogger: None of what you mentioned happened. I can keep it then. It's a good thing since I already spent it.

Skylers Dad: Nice method of tracking. It's gone though, the fiver. I spent it.

Lynda: Correct!!

ThePapaDog: Good answer!!

David: Thank you for the advice, you're always the voice of reason on my posts. Thank you.

Reg: I did!!

g-man: I think the five was actually under the case of soda which was weird. Oh well, it's mine now.

Big Orange: Nah, I bought a Playgirl instead!

Crazy Eddie: I totally already have a bulk battery case. I did call the boyfriends, they were in the area, so it didn't take them long to come. ;) It's about time I'm turning you! :-x

Je T'aime!

Amy said...

You're fine, no worries.

I once found a hundred dollar bill on the floor at the grocery store. I'm not even joking. I looked around to see if anyone was going to claim it, but no one else seemed to notice it. It was a good day for me.

The Boob Lady said...

yllwdaisies: Holla Back!

amy: Thank God!! I was scared there.. Did you buy something shiny?