Tuesday, May 01, 2007


To the lady with the ears as big as giant chocolate chip cookies that I saw at the mall today:

Please, please, please put those mother fucking giant cookie ears away.

At least put your hair over them.

They were huge.


You're like some kind of giant cookie ear monster.

I'm scurred.


The Boob Lady


Anonymous said...

I can't imagine what you have against my ears. The children love them, and are always trying to dip them in milk.

Peter Matthes said...

Everbody like a little ear nibble.

Especially when they are chocolate chip or peanut butter oatmeal swirl.

I'm hungry now.

Alison said...

but seriously, displaying giant cookie ears is no laughing matter.
That just isn't right.
*shakes head sadly*

Trouble said...

God, this post made my stomach growl.

Eternal Optimist said...

Now I'm hungry....

The Boob Lady said...

The Cookie-Eared Lady: I'm so sorry if I offended you. I didn't realize that you were so sensitive about your satellite dishes.

Peter Matthes: I do enjoy the odd nibble. I'm hungry too.

Alison: No, it's not right, but it's an ongoing epidemic.

Trouble: Me too, I'm fucking starved!

Flenker said...

Ok, I don't know how to react. I too am fucking starving, and love the look of that cookie. To be honest, I've never met a cookie that didn't look delicious. BUT, juxtaposed with the image of a woman's ear, it seems less appetizing. hmmm. I think cookie still wins out.

SkylersDad said...

I don't mind the size of her ears so much, but those things that resemble the chocolate chips - what the hell are those anyway?

Erica Ann Putis said...

You know your nose and ears never stop growing - that's why old people have huge ones... Now I won't be able to look at old people ear without wanting a chocolate chip cookie. Thanks.

Moderator said...

I think her name was Mrs. Fields. Real nice.

Emma said...

I wonder how the world looks to a cookie.

The Boob Lady said...

Flenker: I agree, the cookie wins out. But, thinking about giant cookie EARS, it throws me off.

Skylers Dad: I couldn't tell you. I'd be careful.

Erica: You're more than welcome!

Grant Miller: I think that's what her name was too.

Emma: Probably shitty. :)