Monday, May 28, 2007

Why Didn't Somebody Stop Me...




While we're waxing nostalgic, here's a keeper...

Please overlook the plaid flannel and the suspenders. It also appears as though I'm wearing mom jeans.

Two words:

Foreshadowing much?

24 comments:

Big Orange (a.k.a. "Uncle Moonpie") said...

ROFLMAOPMP!!

(the PMP stands for Peeing My Pants, in case y'all needed to know...)

The Boob Lady said...

big orange: Glad you enjoyed it! :) You should really put on your Depends before you come!

Nobody™ said...

Damn, you matured early.

alexgirl said...

OMG you were so adorable. I can't believe you had a D cup even as a toddler. I am so jealous of you.
You cutie!

stilettoheights said...

I used to do that too, stuff my clothes with HUGE boobs....I think I was preparing myself, lol.

Chris said...

Do they sell bras for toddlers? I figure you would know of all people.

Skylers Dad said...

That is a wonderful picture, you have such a devious expression on your face for so young!

Jen said...

Bwahahahha

ThePapaDog said...

I think your fun bags are assisted by your mom's jeans being all the way up to your chest. That helps push them out...

Lynda said...

Is that a boob job? Most doctors won't do those at a young age. Maybe things are different where you live, though.

Emma said...

Good God, your boobs are bigger than your head!
Did you have the shelf-boob problem? You know, when you look down and can't see past them? Because I had to contend with that from an early age, and it is not fun. Unless you're trying to get in places for free or something.

Grant Miller said...

That's very troubling in many ways.

GETkristiLOVE said...

So big, I'd say five-shadowing.

Brian Mandabach said...

I used to stuff, too--but the foreshadowing came true only after I reduced my excercise and increased my fermented malt beverage consumption. I recommend this regimen for anyone who wants to increase cup size.

Captain Smack said...

I thought you said your boobs were big? I'm so disappointed.

Well, I suppose you were still young, so I'll assume they've grown since. And if not, there's always breast augmentation.

dirty said...

Gawd that is awesome.

DadGuy said...

Hard to tell from here about foreshadowing since to my knowledge you've not posted a picture of your adult self on this blog.

Still, pretty darn funny. =)

Captain Smack said...

Say... those wouldn't, by any chance, be cantaloupes in your shirt, would they?

Chris said...
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alexgirl said...

i thought i left a comment, but maybe you didn't approve it. now i feel bad! sorry.
Anyway, that's a mega cute baby pic. You look so happy. (a lot happier than the one below where you're walking in the snow!)

Erica AP said...

That is the cutest picture... You look ever so proud of your boobies.

The Boob Lady said...

Nobody: Indeed I did. Damn genetics.

alex: I know, I hate them now though!! :)

stilettoheights: Yeah, I wish somebody had warned me that they would grow exponentially from then on!

Chris: I don't think so, I'd love to see it though, good idea, you market the bacon blanket and I'll go with the toddler bra!

Skylers Dad: I know, I was a brat!

Jen: I agree!

ThePapaDog: That's exactly it. The suspenders aid in giving me a more robust cleavage.

Lynda: Things are much more lenient in my neck of the woods!

Emma: I know. It's sad, isn't it? I did indeed have the shelf boob problem, still do as a matter of fact. Someone else has to tie my shoes.

Grant Miller: You have daughters don't you?

GETkristiLOVE: Amazingly put.

Brian Mandabach: Nice. I can't wait to spread the word.

Captain Smack: I know, I'm sorry I lied. I'm going to get a boob job soon.

dirty: Thank you my dear!

DadGuy: No, no I haven't. You'll just have to take my word for it.

Captain Smack: No, they're probably Honeydews.

alex: No, I didn't get the comment at first!! I'll write a post about that momentarily!!

Erica: I know! Who knew I'd loathe them now?!

Just Dave said...

It would appear that the Hooterville Trolley arrived quite early indeed.

The Boob Lady said...

just dave: indeed it did!