Saturday, May 12, 2007


: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!

SexyKarla17 : Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?

I.F. : a Kodiac bear

SexyKarla17 : ?

I.F. : Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me

SexyKarla17 : Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair,
kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach

I.F. : I growl to warm you my cubs are near

SexyKarla17 : huh?

I.F. : Bears get fuckin pumped when anyone is near their cubs

Sexkarla17: yeah hehe dont be silly..

SexyKarla17 : I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.

I.F. : Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now

SexyKarla17 : hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly

I.F. : I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you

I.F. : I Growl again, and start to bite you

SexyKarla17 : Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now

I.F. : I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.

SexyKarla17 : what the fuck?

I.F. :uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.


Skylers Dad said...

I've always wanted to do the honey thing, now my fantasy is just messed up.

I would still probably sniff the air and growl a bit tho...

Anonymous said...

BL, just WHERE are you getting this material, I sometimes wonder??

Amber Dalton said...

How is it more people didn't comment on this? This is some of the funniest shit I've read this month. And the month is half over!

Nice job. You are now a regular read. I guess some kind of congratulations would be in order... if you cared.


The Boob Lady said...

Skylers Dad: I bet you would. I see you as more of a tiger though. ;)

Big Orange: I'm sneaky. Don't ask questions, just sit back and enjoy.

Amber: I don't know, I was wondering the same thing, I think I posted too much that day and people didn't scroll down far enough. Thank you for reading! Enjoy my popcorn brain!