You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day...
Hilarious quotes from co-worker and friend extraordinaire T...
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1)
"I left something out. Something important..." (T)
"What?" I say.
"He was wearing deck shoes." (T)
Silence...
"Hmm." (Me)
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2)
"I went to the vending machine and was going to get Peanut Butter Cups." (T)
"And..." (Me)
"I got Rolaids..." (T)
"Oh." (Me)
"You know when you press Peanut Butter Cups and you get Rolaids that it's going to be a bad day."
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6 comments:
i think there are rolaids in my work's vending machine that have been around since the dinosaurs. The packaging is yellowing and all gross.
I think I'm gonna have one.
I think the rolaids thing counts as a cosmic clue.
"You know when you press Peanut Butter Cups and you get Rolaids that it's going to be a bad day."
HAHAHHAA genius!
Did they have money to try for the peanut butter cups again, though?
Rolaids in the vending machine??? What is next Pepto in the coffee machine?
If I was jonsing for Peanut Butter Cups and got a Rolaids... I would've been arrested for vadalizing the damn machine...
You had me rollin' uncontrollably. Thanks for that...
Besos
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