Wednesday, February 28, 2007

You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day...

Hilarious quotes from co-worker and friend extraordinaire T...
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1)

"I left something out. Something important..." (T)

"What?" I say.

"He was wearing deck shoes." (T)

Silence...

"Hmm." (Me)
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2)
"I went to the vending machine and was going to get Peanut Butter Cups." (T)

"And..." (Me)
"I got Rolaids..." (T)


"Oh." (Me)

"You know when you press Peanut Butter Cups and you get Rolaids that it's going to be a bad day."
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6 comments:

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

i think there are rolaids in my work's vending machine that have been around since the dinosaurs. The packaging is yellowing and all gross.

I think I'm gonna have one.

g-man said...

I think the rolaids thing counts as a cosmic clue.

molly said...

"You know when you press Peanut Butter Cups and you get Rolaids that it's going to be a bad day."


HAHAHHAA genius!

Lynda said...

Did they have money to try for the peanut butter cups again, though?

The Wife O Riley said...

Rolaids in the vending machine??? What is next Pepto in the coffee machine?

Crazy Eddie said...

If I was jonsing for Peanut Butter Cups and got a Rolaids... I would've been arrested for vadalizing the damn machine...

You had me rollin' uncontrollably. Thanks for that...

Besos