Saturday, February 10, 2007

Possible Second Job Idea #1...




If you ask my mother what I used to do during breaks at the Bed and Breakfast I managed some years ago, she would tell you that I used to email her soft core porn exerpts that I'd write.

I know, hilarious.

Seriously though, I think I could have a career writing.

I love it. (writing, not porn...nevermind, I love porn too...)

Plus, I'm a perv.

With a potty mouth.

I think if I really put my mind to it, dedicated the time, and had some inspiration, I could truly write a mean soft core porn book.

Would you buy it?
**If you will only buy my book if it includes hardcore smut, I'll write it, but you can't tell my parents. I don't know if I'm comfortable knowing that they might buy it too... Not because they're prudes, or would be disappointed in me, but because they might think it's okay to read together and/or re-enact. I am not prepared for that. At all.**

3 comments:

Nobody said...

I would read it, but I would not pay for it. I have very strict policy on paying for porn. I only pay for the really hard core smut.

g-man said...

Whats the point of soft core anyway? It just leads to hard core, so go all the way hon! (pun intended)

coffeypot said...

I don’t know what your problem is with having your parents act out the porn scenes in your book. I would like to watch them. I would have watched my parents if they ever did anything like that. They didn’t, though. I know they didn’t. They couldn’t have. Not in my house. I am getting sick. OOOOOHHHHHHH MEEEEE!