Saturday, June 30, 2007

Coo-Coo-Cookies...


Guess who I saw today?

Mother fuckin' cookie ears!!!

I swear, she was trotting around the mall in a pair or high heel sneakers. Yeah, you know the ones.

Her earrings were BIGGER than ever!

I almost shat myself.

THEN... I went North in the city to the drug store, and lo and behold, in strolls cookie ears.

Sumbitch.

I can't shake her.

17 comments:

Captain Smack said...

You need to keep a camera on you at all times. I want to see these ears.

Flenker said...

Either a camera or a glass of milk.

Skylers Dad said...

Stalker alert!

Big Orange said...

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La Reina said...

I second that motion.

Cookie ears. Sounds revoltingly delicious.

stilettoheights said...

camera phone.....for the love of all of us...camera phone.

'Bubbles' said...

Wow. Does cookie ears recognize you?

Wait a minute. Are you still dieting, Boob Lady? Maybe these are mirages of sort.

Lynda said...

I bet she is stalking you. You better watch it.

Chris said...

Thanks to you, I have my next million-dollar sitcom idea. "Cookie Ears & The Boob Lady". You two could be misfit cops solving crime.

I'll give you 10%, okay?

Atomic Dave said...

She wants to see your boobies!

alexgirl said...

First of all: is Big Orange writing in Morse code?
I agree. Get camera phone, cuz we all really need to see a picture of cookie ears. I'm having a hard time picturing it without going all Fraggle Rock in my head.
And as for Shia. Could you go ahead and marry him already so we can get him to cut his hair? The slicked back look is totally depreciating his value.
And sorry you didn't win the contest. But I DID like your entry, you dirty girl!! hah.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Keep the Cookie Monster away or she'll be known as Van Gogh.

The Boob Lady said...

Captain Smack: I know.. I have to smarten up!

Flenker: A glass of milk would be lovely if I weren't lactose intolerant.

Skylers Dad: Me or her??

Big Orange: I'm sorry you have nothing to do!! ;)

La Reina: Welcome! And, I know, you want to look away, but you can't help but want to take a bite.

stilettoheights: I have to carry it and have it readily available.

Bubbles: I don't think so. I think she's off in her own world most of the time. It's not a hallucination, it's really her. :)

Lynda: I know... What should I do?

Chris: Shit, that sounds amazing. But, 10%? I'll get back to you on my cut.

Atomic Dave: Thank Jesus you're back! And, yeah, she might.

alexgirl: Yes, yes he is.
I'll work on the camera. If only to capture those hideous sneaker/boots. Snoots.. I'll call them snoots. As for Shia, I'm waiting for the restraining order to be called off. We'll be married in no time.

GETkristiLOVE: HA! I'll cut it myself!

Crazy Eddie said...

Oh damn, she sounds like Dumbo. What kind of freak is she that she doesn't invest in camouflage hats and the likes...

I'm all for displaying your itty bitty quirks and shizz, but jeez, the last thing you want to do is horrify the local folk.

You must post a pic of this audible wonder...

Besos para siempre

The Boob Lady said...

Crazy Eddie: She is definitely a Dumbo...She needs to invest in a big motherfuckin' weave to cover that up!! I'm going to do my best to take a photo. xx

Scarlet said...

So, at last there IS someone that needs a haistyle like Princess Liea from the first Star Wars!

With ears like that, she might hear you turn on your CamPhone....

(in his best Elmer Fudd voice)
"be vewy quiet"

Mister Underhill said...

At first I thought this was some mall character and was very excited. Like a woman who wanders around with giant cookies on an earpiece and you can nibble her ear or break off a piece or something.

I was kind of horrified when I looked at your actual post, though.

How big is 'big', exactly? Could you encircle one with both hands?

I just thank god I don't have freakie ears like that....