Saturday, June 02, 2007

Spam...

I just got this email in my inbox.

Just how they knew I needed some help is beyond me.

It's like they can read my mind.
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Remarkable results can be achieved with Megadik
We have men reporting up to four inches in gain.
Being happy with your body can change your entire outlook on life.
You can make it happen with the click of your mouse.
(Link deleted for your safety and/or desire to get some Megadik..)

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8 comments:

Just Dave said...

Wow. Just think - if you bought some of this stuff, you could be the Dik Lady, too.

Captain Smack said...

I've been eating spam every day for the last three years, and it hasn't "enhanced my maleness" at all.

Although it does make me fart a lot, which is kind of masculine.

Skylers Dad said...

I use Enzyte just because I like to grin like a fucking idiot.

Palm Springs Savant said...

hey there first time on your blog...lots o fun I must tell you. stop by and say hi sometime

Trouble said...

I've always felt like my invisible metaphoric penis was larger than most men's anyway, so these ads never really impact me much.

Brian Mandabach said...

Some guys have megadicks, some want megadicks, some take megadik, and some just ARE megadicks.

Which of the above apply to the US Vice Pres. Dick Cheney?

Big Orange (a.k.a. "Uncle Moonpie") said...

What if your dik gets so mega you can't fit it IN anywhere? What if your dik gets so mega that all da' ladies in da' house say "YAAAH! KEEP THAT 'WAY! THAT SHIT HURTS!"

then you've wasted all your $$$.

The Boob Lady said...

just dave: I know.. I thought about it.

Captain Smack: Shit! (Pun intended..) That's hilarious.

Skylers Dad: Hey, if it works!

Palm Springs Savant: Welcome! Stick around, lots more craziness here!

Trouble: Me too, and my brass balls as well.

Brian Mandabach: All but the having part.

Big Orange: You're right. Too big is bad. Don't listen to the ladies when they say it's not.