Thursday, June 07, 2007


Since everyone else is doing it, why can't I?

Nothing came up for "The Boob Lady Needs", so I went ahead and used my first initial.

J needs to play.

J needs
to work on her parenting.

J needs to find herself a baller.

J needs one.

J needs to have a cap!

J needs a clone.

J needs balance.

J needs
some uninterrupted time to work on converting the first 140 or so comics.

J needs a good home.

J needs a new home.


GETkristiLOVE said...

Like you need to find yourself a baller. What does Google know?

stilettoheights said...

here are mine

Jennifer needs a smack daddy

Jennifer needs a cold shower

Jennifer needs to get laid

Jennifer needs to thank American Idol

SkylersDad said...

Gee is wish I could get myself a good clone. All I have is this deformed one hanging around drooling.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure she's got a few readers who would offer, Kristi... I know of at LEAST one myself... ::coff, coff::

Eddie said...

I need to play too. Wanna play with a hunky homo? You would love it.

Wait a minute. Who's J?



Captain Smack said...

Oh, Boob Lady - this is fun. How many of your's were true?

Here's a few of mine:
"The Captain needs a taste"

"The Captain needs a drink"

"The Captain needs a replacement"

"The Captain needs a professional examination"

"The Captain needs a steady hand"

and my favorite:

"The Captain needs a proper cabin-kitty to attend to his needs"

As for Jennifer needing a Smack daddy, well...

Flenker said...

maybe if you got the clone, you wouldn't need to work on the parenting as much, since you'd only have to do half the work. But you'd probably need a bigger home, then.

Emma said...

Emma needs a home
Emma needs your help
Emma needs a love song
Emma needs a new family
Emma needs a firm leader
Emma needs serious help

I especially like the one about "Emma needs a firm leader". Kinky!

The Boob Lady said...

GETkristiLOVE: Nothing. Google knows nothing.

stilettoheights: Those are awesome!

Skylers Dad: BWAHA!!

Big Orange: You think? :)

Crazy Eddie: Yes! Yes I do!! And J, is me of course!!

Captain Smack: Just so happens that I'm a cabin-kitty.

Flenker: Yes, you're right. I've got to have children to parent too I suppose..

Emma: Absolutely. That one is awesome!