Thursday, June 28, 2007

To Boob Or Not To Boob...




So, I've switched jobs.

I'm working for a top athletic retailer now.

Quite the shift from my previous employer.

So far, I'm loving it.

I went from slinging bras and panties to schlepping sneakers and insoles.

Who knew?

I'll have plenty of hilarious stories to tell soon, I've got a few under my belt already, I'm just waiting for the right time to spring them on you.

Thanks for sticking around, it means a lot.

Plus, feel free to call me whatever you like; The Boob Lady, The Foot Lady, I'll leave the title of the blog as is for now, until I find a name that suits it perfectly.

25 comments:

kirby said...

You could go with Sneaker Pimp, but hasn't that sort of already been taken?

Skylers Dad said...

Feet can be sexy, but you just won't be the same to us without boob lady in your name.

Skylers Dad said...

By the way, she has a great rack sounds so much better than she has great arches...

Lynda said...

The Shoe Slinger has a nice ring. Otherwise, how about the Ass Kicker?

Blog Title: The Ups and Downs of Knees and Things?

Congrats on the new job. I worked in shoes for a while. It helped me realize I am not a salesperson.

alexgirl said...

I love the Boob Lady!! you can't change your name. it would be a crime.
But congrats on the new job. I bet the sneakers have been flying off the shelves since you got there.
ps-i'm having a contest & giving away a copy of my book. Come submit an entry!!

Flenker said...

I'll call you J for now, if that's ok? I kinda like that.

good luck with the shoe biz! If you have any suggestions for a good (cheaper) running shoe, let me know!

Nobody™ said...

I once got a free pair of shoes. When the salesgirl was putting them on my feet I started screaming out in pain, and didn't stop. I carried on until they gave me the shoes to get me to leave the store. Suckers!

The Queen said...

The Ups and Downs of Feet and Things.
The Ups and Downs of Shoes and Things.

Nononononono no no!

All of that is garbage. It sounds like a metaphor for walking.

Keep "The Boob Lady" and keep being proud of your 'girls.'

'Bubbles' said...

I'm just glad you are back. I'll call you whatever you like!

The google search audience will change, I'll bet!

:-)

Erica AP said...

You have to keep calling yourself the Boob Lady because I love writing the word boob. Please keep it for me???

g-man said...

Now wouldn't be funny if "Boots" came in for a fitting? Congrats on the new job, I'm glad that you are enjoying it better than your last one.

I think that you will always be the "Boob Lady" to me, even though you have never actually shown us your boobs like you said you would (maybe). :)

Masthead picture could be a boob with a Nike swoosh on it. If you must change your blog title then it could be "From boobs to shoes the horror stories of a retail manager". :)

dirty said...

Are you like the female Al Bundy? Do you come home from work and sit in front of the TV with your hand down your pants? Because that would be all sorts of classy.

stilettoheights said...

so really you have traded one fetish in for another...really it still seems fine, and you will always be the boob lady to me!!!

coffeypot said...

Now that you are an athletic retailer does that make you an athletic supporter?

twiffer said...

"fetish lady"? it would certainly help your hit count. even more than boobs.

Grant Miller said...

Perfect because I have a HUGE foot fetish.

tex said...

I guess the customer looks at your boobs while you fit them so maybe a play on that? Cleavage connection or Boob locker? Anyway glad your back you are sooo funny!
Tex

tex said...

I guess the customer looks at your boobs while you fit them so maybe a play on that? Cleavage connection or Boob locker? Anyway glad your back you are sooo funny!
Tex

Palm Springs Savant said...

Oh I still like the name "Boob Lady", its a classic. A friend of mine works for Finish Line in their Indy corporate office. Hope the new job works out for you!

ps- I posted another Paris Hilton parody last Sunday...forgot to drop by and tell you.

GETkristiLOVE said...

It's all tongue and sneak now, huh?

Captain Smack said...

You can take the lady out of the boobs, but you can't take the boobs out of the lady.

(unless you use lipo, but you know what I'm saying...)

Captain Smack said...

Or I guess you could go by "The Artist Formerly Known as The Boob Lady".

Greg said...

Or you could catch everyone by surprise and start posting only about the art and crafts side of anal beads. It's a blog market practically untapped!

Atomic Dave said...

I can't believe you are no longer the BOOB lady!

Crazy Eddie said...

I love me some feet. Well, to specify, clean, neatly manicured feet. Preferably with a slight arch. It's just too bad the the majority of folks can hardly wipe their azz, let alone maintaining their feet... LOL.

Your job change sounds like it's a good thing. Hawking sneakers and bootz can be sweet, just as long as your clientèle know how to act.

You'll always be booby to me...

Besos para siempre