Ahh, Men...
Phone call received on Tuesday, January 23, 2007.
*Ring, Ring*
Me: Store Spiel
Man On Phone: Hello "Boob Lady", do you have dancers?
Me: I beg your pardon sir?
MOP: Dancers, do you guys have dancers there? You know?
Me: No, I'm sorry sir, we don't.
MOP: Are you close to the Maxx?
Me: No sir, I'm in the mall and they're on such and such street.
MOP: Do you think they have dancers?
Me: I don't know sir, they are a dance bar.
MOP: So, they might have dancers then?
Me: Sure.
MOP: Thanks Boob Lady, have a nice day.
Me: You too.
*Click*
**UPDATE: As per the comments, if I had my time back, I would have asked him how much he was willing to pay me. I would have come over and done the robot. I do a mean robot. **
7 comments:
So how come you don't have dancers there? You could have done a little soft shoe for the stupid bastard. :) I think that only further proves that people are just morons.
Hey, we men aren't all that stupid-- just most of us.
you're so helpful. This will go down in your record as a Positive Achievement.
You should have said, “We don’t have dancers here, but what are you wearing?” or “Let me know when you go and I will meet you there.”
He sounds hot. You should've gotten his digits.
Sorry about that, I really thought I had dialed the titty bar.
classic
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