Thursday, January 25, 2007

Ahh, Men...

Phone call received on Tuesday, January 23, 2007.

*Ring, Ring*

Me: Store Spiel

Man On Phone: Hello "Boob Lady", do you have dancers?

Me: I beg your pardon sir?

MOP: Dancers, do you guys have dancers there? You know?

Me: No, I'm sorry sir, we don't.

MOP: Are you close to the Maxx?

Me: No sir, I'm in the mall and they're on such and such street.

MOP: Do you think they have dancers?

Me: I don't know sir, they are a dance bar.

MOP: So, they might have dancers then?

Me: Sure.

MOP: Thanks Boob Lady, have a nice day.

Me: You too.


**UPDATE: As per the comments, if I had my time back, I would have asked him how much he was willing to pay me. I would have come over and done the robot. I do a mean robot. **


g-man said...

So how come you don't have dancers there? You could have done a little soft shoe for the stupid bastard. :) I think that only further proves that people are just morons.

Johnny Yen said...

Hey, we men aren't all that stupid-- just most of us.

Anonymous said...

you're so helpful. This will go down in your record as a Positive Achievement.

coffeypot said...

You should have said, “We don’t have dancers here, but what are you wearing?” or “Let me know when you go and I will meet you there.”

Anonymous said...

He sounds hot. You should've gotten his digits.

Nobody said...

Sorry about that, I really thought I had dialed the titty bar.

Dave Evans said...