Monday, January 01, 2007

Man Vadge...

moose knuckle n. a (prominent) pudendum; the appearance of the (male or female) sex organs in tight clothing. Also known as: Man Vadge.

Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of a woman's vulva when seen through tight, form-fitting clothes. Usually, a cameltoe is visible from the front. Web sites exist that are dedicated to publishing photographs of celebrities' cameltoes.
This is to all people who are sporting the toe.
The camel toe that is.
I'd like to say that I coined the term Manmel toe, but I don't think it's gonna jive with the Urban Dictionary since they've already got it in there.
Instead, we'll stick with the ever popular "moose knuckle".
Stop wearing pants that are too tight.
All of you.
Think of the disease.
Think of the infections.

Think of the people.

The people who have to look at your junk.
The kind of junk you just can't look away from, even if you try.
Thank you.

If you must know the history of the camel toe, and I think you do, please, follow this link.
It is very informative. My favorite quote?
"The male toe (pantalones tightus camelius) did not come into existence until sometime between the 12th and 13th century AD as pants were not a common feature among the male gender prior to this".

PS: I'm sorry.
**Update: Flannery mentions Steve Perry of Journey having had one. I would also like to note that EVERY SINGLE member of Foreigner are STILL rocking the man vadge.


dirty said...

I like to call the male version a "man toe"...has a nice ring to it.

Flannery Alden said...

Ugh! I remember Steve Perry of Journey having this issue.

You are right to call a stop to it. It's time someone mentioned the elephant in the room!

jonahadkins said...

Some people seem to like mine...

Anonymous said...

i HATE clothing in general and therefore NEVER wear tight clothes. Then again, if you've gone to camp with me you've seen EVERYTHING I and everyone else gots, so maybe that's just as bad...

g-man said...

Boycott Wayne Newton! He is the leader of the pack-age.

coffeypot said...

I shouldn't comment because I can't imagine a moose knuckle. I'm more of a mouse knuckle.

Scarlet said...

Moose Knuckle...LOVE it.

hahahahha Never heard that before, but its locked away in the brain now.

I recently saw the Metallica doco and the really early videos...oooh man that must hurt when they sit down!