Saturday, April 21, 2007

Pruney...


I totally have dishpan hands right now.

Fitted By The Boob Lady at 8:59 p.m.

18 comments:

alexgirl said...

Dishpan hands!!
I get that a lot.

And what do beans have to do with Shia? "holes" i get, but not beans.
It's so wrong that i have a crush on him, being in my late twenties, i'm not supposed to perv on the young ones. i'm sick! i need help! ;)

1:20 a.m., April 22, 2007
Eddie said...

Madge (of Palmolive fame) needs to hook you up. Hot boobs don't go well with dish pan hands...

Besos

8:41 a.m., April 22, 2007
Michael Lazenby said...

Boob,

You had me at "dishpan".

Holla,

Krazee Eyez Killa

9:11 a.m., April 22, 2007
The Dancing Bear said...

Bag Balm is the only way to go. You will be utterly amazed at the results...........and fun too.

11:26 a.m., April 22, 2007
Emma said...

this is why i make my man whores do my dishes. my hands stay clean and unwrinkled as a baby's bottom.

1:00 p.m., April 22, 2007
molly said...

no its good that you think of me during antm. im seeping into your consciousness. i plan on appearing in your dreams tonight. possibly naked.

5:08 p.m., April 22, 2007
SkylersDad said...

I would have thought that someone of your beauty and statue would have "people" to take care of things like dishes...

8:35 p.m., April 22, 2007
The Boob Lady said...

alexgirl: Beans is from the show "Even Stevens." I can't believe I'm admitting that I know this. Gah. If you're a perv, I'm a perv, we can get help together.

Crazy Eddie: No, you're right, they don't. My hot boobs completely overshadow my dishpan hands though.

Krazee Eyez Killa: Aw, shucks. Word.

The Dancing Bear: First: OMG, you're alive!!! Second: I've actually tried Bag Balm, I rather enjoy it.

Emma: See, I don't have a man whore. Or multiple, as is your case. Where does one find a man whore?

molly: Yes, you are in my thoughts every Wednesday night. Last night too. I mean... What? *Cough*

Skylers Dad: You were wrong. I lower myself to household chores just like the rest of you! :)

9:13 p.m., April 22, 2007
Emma said...

Oh, man whores are everywhere, especially in NYC. If you go down to the Lower East Side at three in the morning and blow into a conch shell, they come a'running.

9:21 p.m., April 22, 2007
The Boob Lady said...

emma: Do you think that you could hook me up with a conch shell? Thanks.

9:23 p.m., April 22, 2007
IDigHootchAndCootch said...

dont worry. no one is looking at your hands when you have a great rack.

hootch

8:48 a.m., April 23, 2007
dirty said...

Yet another reason to hate water...that stuff is out to destroy us...

12:41 p.m., April 23, 2007
Moderator said...

I have the magic cure for that!

3:16 p.m., April 23, 2007
Reg said...

Word on the street has it you can find some AAA Prime Canadian man whores in Mitchieville but I'm biased.

9:14 p.m., April 23, 2007
Scarlet said...

But when the "dishpan" look goes...ooooh so soft.

4:22 a.m., April 24, 2007
stilettoheights said...

I have the hands of an old beggar woman, I swear I do, though I am still healing from my stigmata so I guess I have the hands of an old beggar woman who can perform miracles while picking through the garbage.

8:50 a.m., April 24, 2007
Peter Matthes said...

There is a nasty rumor going around lately that "The Boob Lady" is actually Tea Leoni just having some fun.

4:01 p.m., April 24, 2007
The Boob Lady said...

hootch: That IS true.

dirty: Totally. I've got hands like Bea Arthur up in here.

Grant Miller: Lotion?

Reg: Really? Where'd you hear this?

Scarlet: You are ooooh so right!

stilettoheights: I love it. I'm still laughing.

Peter Matthes: It's not true. Although I do look somewhat like her. (Not really...)

8:20 p.m., April 24, 2007

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