Mmmmm...
Before leaving work tonight, I beheld such an astonishing sight it brought tears to my eyes.
I saw a woman.
A woman of about 60.
A 60ish woman in a cloak.
A red cloak.
She had on hooker boots.
Hooker boots OVER her jeans.
The best part of the whole ensemble?
Her hair.
It was delicately styled just so.
Her flaxen locks gave her an air of mystery.
Where is this woman from?
Does she know that her fashion sense is unparalleled?
Does she know that the RAT TAIL/MULLET COMBO is not cool??
Holy Fuck.
I've dubbed it the: Mmmratlet.
That's right.
Roll it off your lips.
Mmmmmmmmmratlet.
It's fucking beautiful, isn't it?
*Sigh*
9 comments:
One "good" thing about working retail is being afforded the never-ending opportunity to people watch. I could never work retail.
Pezda: You are so right, that's all I do. It's a riot.
Mmmratlet.
Mmmmmmmratlet.
Definitely HOT.
I just think it is awesome that you got to see Little Red Riding Hood.
I think part of my soul just died thinking about the mmmmratlet.
I am so jealous of your Little Red Riding Whore sighting....
also I want to get a little dog with bad hair and name it mmmmratlet
alexgirl: Hot doesn't even begin to describe this.
Lynda: It totally was.
Flannery: Most of my soul is gone.
stilettoheights: Don't be jealous. You may get to see your very own someday. I would love to see a little dog with skanky hair named mmmratlet.
yikes, it's like 1987 all over again....
mcnatzy.: Tell me about it. They're everywhere.
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