It's Not Delivery...
Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k
18 comments:
That is sick and disgusting.
Grant Miller: Don't tell me you've never tried it.
Hahahaa, I laughed at the end. That's hysterical. He has quite a way with the "ladies"...
dick small: I know. He's a real Casanova.
These are classic! Keep 'em coming!
Although what a waste of a perfectly good pizza, that's the sad part of it all..
Holy shit I am crying, this stuff is hilarious.
shame on you grant miller, you're insulting a whole part of society
love, lipsticklove35
p.s. the boob lady- feel free to message me any time...
I thought he was gonna pull the old dick in a pizza box trick, you know, like we all have at one time or, er another, or maybe it's just me...
I agree with Dick. There is no excuse for pizza abuse!
At least wait for left overs...
Sloppy seconds.
Chris: Will do Capitano!
Dick Small: Indeed. I would be pissed.
Dave Evanns: My job here is done.
the lipstick lady: I will! :) Thanks!
Skylers Dad: So did I. Really keeps you guessing doesn't it?!
Lynda: No, there's not. He needs some help.
ThePapaDog: Tell me about it.
another fine piece of internet "literature"
lol
Haha - do you write these out of your head? Too funny.
stilettoheights: I aim to please.
Erica: Jesus no. I'm not that witty!!
This is truly one seriously disturbed individual. Funny as hell though.
I want to know where bloodninja finds these people. This totally cracks me up. I seriously need to start playing with the naughty boys from myspace. ugh.
pezda: Totally hilarious.
trouble: I would love to know too. They're hilarious!
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