aww, thanks so much for the gift! now i feel like i should get YOU something as awesome as those momjeans which i am now so proudly rocking. would you like some assorted tupperware? an environment-trashing SUV to transport your whiny, squalling kids to Kmart in? a bumper sticker reading "I Break For Soccer Moms?" this woman i know actually has that bumper sticker, with no irony intended.
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oh dear god.
Emma: I got you some! Hooray!
I love SNL commercials. Thanks for the memories McBoobs. (can i call you that, or are you strictly "The Boob Lady"?)
I thank God every day that I haven't turned into a "mom jean" wearin' type of mom...
Oooo, I love the elastic waistband!
I have older fiends who call them "buffet pants"...
aww, thanks so much for the gift!
now i feel like i should get YOU something as awesome as those momjeans which i am now so proudly rocking.
would you like some assorted tupperware?
an environment-trashing SUV to transport your whiny, squalling kids to Kmart in?
a bumper sticker reading "I Break For Soccer Moms?"
this woman i know actually has that bumper sticker, with no irony intended.
So that's where my mother in law gets them.
Dat shiznit is da bomb. Ain't nothin' like a fly honey in mom jeasns. I wants some of dat.
Holla,
Krazee Eyez Killa
alexgirl: You can call me anything you like!
dirty: I am so proud of you. Thank you.
Skylers Dad: I know ey? The elastic waistband is amazing. Buffet pants is AWESOME!
Emma: You are SO welcome. I love tupperware. I would also love the bumper sticker. Geez, I can't pick!
Diesel: Chances are...
Krazee Eyez Killa: You're effin' right! Hugs da booty juz right.
is the 2nd frontal bum built in?
Big Ear Creations: Yes, there is indeed extra material for the coveted "Front Bum." Or "Gunt" as I like to call it.
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