Dancers...
J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the fuck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you think it must be taking over your mind, there's
nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Without my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.
9 comments:
LMAO...
"Is that like cancer?" Fucking great...
You see? This is why I keep returning. Your Boobs are hot, but as a gay man, I'm really gravitating towards your sense of humor and intelligence. I don't have to tell you this... you know it... and I love it...
Besos
Eddie: You had me at Hello. I love that you come back again and again. I look forward to your comments! :)
Hee!!
I hate it when that happens.
Man, I have to brush up on my haiku's.
I think it's hilarious that you spelled "haiku" correctly, but then got the meter wrong. Brilliant.
God, there's nothing worse than a quick spew in the grocery store line.
I am the Thomas Edison of your sex.
HAhahahAHaHaAhHahahAHAHa!!!!!!!
Big Orange: Haw!!
Nobody: Tell me about it!
Skylers Dad: Yeah, get on that. :)
Captain Smack: I wish I could take credit for that. It's all about bloodninja baby!
Trouble: I know. I really wish I would last longer in the line up.
Amy: :D
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