Sad Crotch...
Okay, so I didn't do it.
Well, not completely...
I started, really, I did.
I wasn't fully prepared to flay myself out on a chaise lounge in some overpriced salon, so I bought a home Brazilian kit.
96.8% of it is still in the container in my purse.
Sweet Mother Fuck.
It hurt.
A lot.
I read all the instructions, prepared the "non-waxy, creamy" textured Satan GOO according to microwave directions.
Next, I spread it on as per said instructions, but since I'm a vagina waxing virgin, I started with a loonie sized drop of the horrible green sludge.
Notsofuckingmuch.
It was a "non-strip" kit, which meant you slather the shit on, wait a moment for it to cool, cock your leg up on the sink, pull up a small corner, brace yourself, bite down on a leather strap, and pull.
Long, sad story short, I look a wee bit like a cheetah downtown.
Schick it is.