Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kameleon...
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Jdogg:Hey
QT-Pie:Hey
Jdogg:whats goin on
QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie:what does that mean?
Jdogg:what are you wearing?
QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg:Garter belt?
QT-Pie:Ummm...no.
Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.
Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
20 comments:
You know, one day you're going to come across a REAL freak - someone who's like bloodninja/jdogg, but isn't joking. That will be interesting.
I love this: "Your head is close to the ceiling fan"
I was kinda getting turned on by thinking of you writing this from your imagination .... but then you lost me on the stripe bit.
Never heard of that one.
That must be a Canadian thing.
Kama sutra for one TOO funny. I have the original somewhere, I am just not that flexible.
I think you need another hobby.
that was poetry...sweet sweet poetry.
OMG, I love the j-dogg.
standing position 12 is rather difficult, but after a few tries, it is easy to complete.
Captain Smack: I should reiterate that Blood Ninja is not me and I do not do these chats myself. Although I would love to be that funny, I am not.
Peter Matthes: Again, the stripe bit wasn't me. Alas, it is hilarious.
g-man: I thought that would be the perfect photo for the end, seeing as how I'm sure he needed it. I AM NOT Blood Ninja. I'm so sorry to disappoint you all.
stilettoheights: Wasn't it beautiful?
Trouble: Me too. I think I'm in love.
dave evanns: I heard that it was difficult. With the right partner, though, I'm sure it's lovely.
What follows standing position 12? I am breathlessly looking forward to the sequel!
And - I too have no clue what a "stripe" is...
Oh, c'mon y'all, it's a different version of the money shot.
Durr. I can't believe the men who read this blog are all naifs.
What I meant was that you need another hobby other than trolling for cyber boys to make fun of. ;)
oh, CRAP.
I'm an idiot. I missed your first re-response, because it was on that gangsta barbie post, and I forgot I responded there originally. Plus, I've killed a lot of braincells over the years, and it's hard for me to keep up sometimes. I'm on, like, half a brain here. But, ok, I get it now. My bad.
fuck...
I got the stripe comment so you're right it must be a Canadian thing, like the Kama Sutra. It was written by Indians you know.
DICK PUPPET?!? BWA HA HA HA!!!
Skylers Dad: That's only for the very flexible. It's a difficult step. Not for the faint of heart.
g-man: Nah. It's fun to seek them out. You keep coming back dontcha??
Captain Smack: No problemo. It keeps me on my toes.
Reg: Absolutely. Unity.
Big Orange: I KNOW!! :)
Trouble: AMEN! Thank you sister!!
I guess next you'll be telling me those aren't really your boobs in that picture at the top...
I seriously need to start playing this game with the 23-year-olds who contact me on okcupid.
I don't think it's a purely canadian thing, I think it's a phreak thing.
Although of course, not in my case. Because, ahem, I never do those things.
Captain: Of course they are. I'm totally lopsided.
Trouble: I think it's a freak thing too. (Wink).
What is okcupid? And yes, you do need to do that. I'm going to need transcripts.
okay, that was hilarious.
he sure got to the "money shot" fast! :)
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