Finale Time...

Well folks, without further ado, here is the Grand Finale of the Blood Ninja series. I assure you, if I get more, I will pass them along to you.
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sweet17 : Hi

Bloodninja : hello

Bloodninja : who is this?

sweet17 : just a someone?

Bloodninja : A someone I know?

sweet17 : nope

Bloodninja : Then why the hell are you bothering me?

sweet17 : well sorrrrrry

sweet17 : I just wanted to chat with you

Bloodninja : why?

sweet17 : nevermind your an jerk

Bloodninja : Hey wait a minute

sweet17 : yes?

Bloodninja : look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid

sweet17 : paranoid?

Bloodninja : yes

sweet17 : of what?

sweet17 : me?

Bloodninja : No. I'm in hiding.

sweet17 : LOL

Bloodninja : Don't fucking laugh at me!

Bloodninja : This shit is serious!

sweet17 : What are you hiding from?

Bloodninja : The cops.

sweet17 : gimme a fucking break

Bloodninja : I'm serious.

sweet17 : I don't get it

Bloodninja : The cops are after me.

sweet17 : For what?

Bloodninja : I'm wanted in three states

sweet17 : For???

Bloodninja : It's kindof embarrasing.

Bloodninja : I had sex with a turkey.

Bloodninja : Hello?

sweet17 : You are fucking sick.

Bloodninja : Send me your picture.

sweet17 : why?

Bloodninja : so I know you aren't one of them.

sweet17 : One of what?

Bloodninja : The cops.

sweet17 : I'm not a cop i told you

Bloodninja : Then send me your picture.

sweet17 : hold on

Bloodninja : Hurry up.

Bloodninja : Are you there?

Bloodninja : Fuck you, cop!

sweet17 : Hey sorry

sweet17 : I had to do something for my mom.

Bloodninja : I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.

Bloodninja : When really you were notifying the authorities.

Bloodninja : Weren't you!?

sweet17 : thats not it

Bloodninja : Then what?

sweet17 : I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

Bloodninja : Most cops aren't

sweet17 : IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU ASSHOLE!

Bloodninja : Then send me the picture.

sweet17 : fine. What's your e-mail?

Bloodninja : Just send it through here.

sweet17 : alright *PIC*

sweet17 : Did you get it?

Bloodninja : Hold on. I'm looking.

sweet17 : That was me back in may

sweet17 : I've lost weight since then.

Bloodninja : I hope so

sweet17 : what?!?

sweet17 : that hurt my feelings.

Bloodninja : Did it?

sweet17 : Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.

Bloodninja : Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

sweet17 : yes

Bloodninja : Alright let me find it.

sweet17 : kks

Bloodninja : Okay here it is. *PIC*

sweet17 : this isn't you.

Bloodninja : I'll be damned if it ain't!

sweet17 : You don't look like that.

Bloodninja : How the hell do you know?

sweet17 : cause your profile has another picture.

Bloodninja : The profile pic is a fake.

Bloodninja : I use it to hide from the cops.

sweet17 : You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

Bloodninja : Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

Bloodninja : Not to mention all the groceries.

sweet17 : Go fuck yourself

Bloodninja : I was going to until I saw that picture

Bloodninja : Now my unit won't get hard for a week.

sweet17 : I shouldn't have sent you that picture.

sweet17 : You've done nothing but slam me.

sweet17 : you hurt me.

Bloodninja : And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?

sweet17 : I thought you were bullcrapping me!

Bloodninja : Why would I do that?

sweet17 : I can't believe that cops are after you

Bloodninja : I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

sweet17 : FUCK YOU!!!

Bloodninja : You'd break both of his legs.

sweet17 : You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE!

sweet17 : I've been teased my whole life because of my weight

sweet17 : and you make fun of me when you don't even know me

Bloodninja : Ok. I'm sorry.

sweet17 : No you aren't

Bloodninja : You're right. I'm not.

Bloodninja : HAARRRRR!

sweet17 : I'm done with you

Bloodninja : Aww. I'm sorry.

sweet17 : I'm putting you on ignore

Bloodninja : Wait a sec

Bloodninja : We got off on the wrong foot.

Bloodninja : Wanna start over?

sweet17 : No

Bloodninja : I'll eat your kitty

sweet17 : You'll what?

Bloodninja : You heard me.

Bloodninja : I said I'd eat your kitty.

sweet17 : I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture

Bloodninja : Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?

sweet17 : I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

Bloodninja : Well I'm not like most men.

Bloodninja : I get excited in different ways.

sweet17 : Like what?

Bloodninja : Do you really wanna know?

sweet17 : I don't know

Bloodninja : You have to tell me yes or no.

sweet17 : I'm afraid to

Bloodninja : Why?

sweet17 : cause

Bloodninja : cause why?

sweet17 : well lets see

sweet17 : you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out

sweet17 : doesn't that seem strange to you?

Bloodninja : Nope

sweet17 : well its strange to me

Bloodninja : Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to

sweet17 : I didn't say that

Bloodninja : So is that a yes?

sweet17 : I guess so.

Bloodninja : Ok. I need your help getting excited though.

Bloodninja : Are you willing?

sweet17 : What do you need me to do?

Bloodninja : I need you talk like a pirate.

sweet17 : ???

Bloodninja : When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

Bloodninja : ok?

Bloodninja : Hello?

sweet17 : You can't be serious

Bloodninja : Oh yes I am!

Bloodninja : It's my fantasy.

sweet17 : this is retarded

Bloodninja : Do you want it or not?

sweet17 : Yes I want it.

Bloodninja : Then you'll do it for me?

sweet17 : sure

Bloodninja : Ok. Here we go.

Bloodninja : I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

Bloodninja : You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them

Bloodninja : I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.

Bloodninja : I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.

sweet17 : mmmm yeah

Bloodninja : uh oh ...going limp.

sweet17 : Har

Bloodninja : You gotta do better than that!

Bloodninja : Your picture was really bad.

sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRR

Bloodninja : Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.

Bloodninja : I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.

Bloodninja : Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.

Bloodninja : I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.

sweet17 : mmmmmm you are good

Bloodninja : I feel your thighs tighten as I suckharder

Bloodninja : going limp

sweet17 : HARRRRRRR

Bloodninja : Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

Bloodninja : You begin to sway back and forth.

Bloodninja : going limp

sweet17 : this is stupid

Bloodninja : ...still limp

Bloodninja : Do it!

sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Bloodninja : I turn you around to lick your asshole.

Bloodninja : I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

Bloodninja : I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

sweet17 : WTF?!?!?

Bloodninja : They stink really bad.

sweet17 : OMG STOP!!!

Bloodninja : I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

Bloodninja : I tear off your wooden peg leg.

Bloodninja : I ram it up your ass.

sweet17 : YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

Bloodninja : Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

Bloodninja : And turn you into a fucking candy apple...

Bloodninja : I kick you in the face!

sweet17 : FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!

Bloodninja : The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

Bloodninja : Your parrot flys away.

Bloodninja : ...going limp again.

Bloodninja : Hello?

Bloodninja : Say it!

Bloodninja : HAARRRRRR!!!!!