Cookies...
To the lady with the ears as big as giant chocolate chip cookies that I saw at the mall today:
Please, please, please put those mother fucking giant cookie ears away.
At least put your hair over them.
They were huge.
Unsightly.
You're like some kind of giant cookie ear monster.
I'm scurred.
Sincerely,
The Boob Lady
12 comments:
I can't imagine what you have against my ears. The children love them, and are always trying to dip them in milk.
Everbody like a little ear nibble.
Especially when they are chocolate chip or peanut butter oatmeal swirl.
I'm hungry now.
bahahaha!!!
but seriously, displaying giant cookie ears is no laughing matter.
That just isn't right.
*shakes head sadly*
God, this post made my stomach growl.
Now I'm hungry....
The Cookie-Eared Lady: I'm so sorry if I offended you. I didn't realize that you were so sensitive about your satellite dishes.
Peter Matthes: I do enjoy the odd nibble. I'm hungry too.
Alison: No, it's not right, but it's an ongoing epidemic.
Trouble: Me too, I'm fucking starved!
Ok, I don't know how to react. I too am fucking starving, and love the look of that cookie. To be honest, I've never met a cookie that didn't look delicious. BUT, juxtaposed with the image of a woman's ear, it seems less appetizing. hmmm. I think cookie still wins out.
I don't mind the size of her ears so much, but those things that resemble the chocolate chips - what the hell are those anyway?
You know your nose and ears never stop growing - that's why old people have huge ones... Now I won't be able to look at old people ear without wanting a chocolate chip cookie. Thanks.
I think her name was Mrs. Fields. Real nice.
I wonder how the world looks to a cookie.
Flenker: I agree, the cookie wins out. But, thinking about giant cookie EARS, it throws me off.
Skylers Dad: I couldn't tell you. I'd be careful.
Erica: You're more than welcome!
Grant Miller: I think that's what her name was too.
Emma: Probably shitty. :)
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