Feel Good...
This is your mom:
This is your mom on drugs.
I love it.
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27 comments:
i wish my mom took drugs. shed be so much more fun.
i want to be interviewed by the boob lady! hey, maybe i cant pull the pedophiles like she can but i havent made much of an effort yet...maybe i should mention how im UNDERAGE and LOOKING4FUN
they like the 4 instead of the for right? its sexy to them, isnt it?
it really PROVES my youth
Ahhh yeah - the White Smiley Faces. I ate some of those at a party once. They were imported straight from a nursing home in Amsterdam.
A little speedy, but pretty strong. Lots of visuals, if I remember correctly.
Now I'm tempted to open up all mothers pill bottles and draw faces on the pills to screw with her! Blaming it all on the Boob Lady of course. Or the cats.
~stis~
I only want the pills with the smileys on it-- what's the point of the straight-mouth ones??
And can't pharmacists sort 'em out FOR me? Don't they have those lil' trays and butterknives, or something??
that's how my mom looks after too much Xanax and a white wine...
Those faces could be tricky. Do you take the smiley face one because you are happy, or because you *want* to be happy?
Yeah, I know, I think too much. Which one of those faces make you not think so much?
See what I mean???
:D
Hey! Your mom has a pearl necklace! Whoda thunk?
She actually looks more like my grandma.
can I have some of those
happy pills..
please..
Just a couple..
It could be the rocking tunes she's listening to that makes her feel like a young Janis Joplin...
Where did you find a pic of my mom?
I need somet of those for the next time I visit my mom.
Please write me up for this prescription pronto.
i dont know...the straight mouthed ones might be fun...
you dont know what youre gonna get
with happy faced ones you know youre gonna be happy
whats the fun in that if you already know?
Hmmm...those drugs look like their target market is children! "Mmmmm candy!" (That's what I'd say anyways, before I gobbled 'em all up!) :)
I think that is the same exact bottle of pills they pried from Elvis' cold hands when they found him dead on the john. He was looking for the smiley faces, but o.d.ed on the ones with the straight lines for a mouth. I remember the tour guide at Graceland pointing that out.
Doc
Oh those were the days...when one could still procure happy pills.
I think these are the pills that killed Elvis. Now they are just force-feeding them to the American Idol contestants so they don't notice that the producers are stealing their souls.
Say-La-Vee.
Doc
Sky-dad-- I'm laffin so much o'er the pearl necklace reference I can't think of anything pithy to post here...
heh. I should draw smiley/frowny faces on my mom's uppers and downers.
The first pic looks like Mom is chewing the drugs straight instead of swallowing them down with water...
My mother seems much less giddy and friendly when she's hittin' the pipe, but...
I owe you an e-mail.
I'm working on getting off my lazy ass. It's not easy, though...
--M
Where did you find a pic. of my mum?
My mom has actually smoked with me in the past and needless to say, it was a TRIP AND A HALF YO.
My mom's upper lip was stuck to her gums and she couldn't stop laughing. I thought I was going to have to call 911 for some assistance.
Love the pics... and most of all...
LOVE YOU BABY DOLL...
Besos para siempre
I prefer my mom on drugs, I like her better that way. It keeps her stable.
This reminded me of a Mr. Show episode in which David goes down to the pharmacy to have his medicinal marijuana prescription refilled. In the back of the pharmacy there are are a bunch of folks hanging out playing video games and shit. When David approaches the pharmacist, he is waiting on an elderly lady.
Pharmacist: (Handing her a prescription bottle)This is for your glaucoma.
Old Lady: Thank you.
Pharmacist: (Handing her a foil wrapped package) And here's some creeper weed fudge brownies. They'll fuck your ass up.
molly: I'll send you some interview questions! email me back when you answer them!
Captain Smack: HAH! That explains a lot!
~stis~: HAHA! I'd blame it on the cats!
10,000 Spoons: The straight mouth ones are a trip!
stilettoheights: HAHA!
Flannery Alden: Thank you!
Anon. Blogger: Don't think baby, just DO!
Skylers Dad: BWAHAHAH!!
Lynda: Yeah, she is a little old to be my mom, but she was the creepiest old lady I could find!
Jen: They're in the mail!
Erica: That's probably it!
Dan: Got it, let me know where to ship 'em.
WAT: Done and done.
molly: They are!
Heather: Me too, totally.
Doc: HAHA! That's awesome. That's probably exactly what they were.
Lee: You can still get 'em on the black market.
Doc: Friggin' American Idol.
Big Orange: I know, I did too.
Emma: I would like to hear the outcome!
jungle jane: She's hardcore.
Hideous: The pipe, eh? I'll have to remember that! Take care of yourself, I'm patient.
McNazty: I'm sneaky like that!
Crazy Eddie: Holy shit, that would be hilarious. The question is, were you laughing WITH her, or AT her? Love you the most! xoxox
Elizabeth: Stable is always good.
Michael K: Holy shit, that sounds awesome.
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