Sunday, November 11, 2007

Smoove...




It got done.

Properly this time.

By a professional.

Thank God.

It's lovely.

And not nearly as painful as I had imagined.

OR, as painful as I made it when I attempted to do a professionals work myself, in my bathroom, with no mirror, while hunched over and sitting on the toilet.

You're welcome for the visual. (I should actually be apologizing...)

26 comments:

Nobody™ said...

That was hawt until you got to the part about being hunched over on the toilet.

Kitty said...

Ha! Good on you sphinxy!! If you can stand in a breeze without your knickers on you should - it is the best sensation. serious!

GETkristiLOVE said...

Yay!

AnkleBone said...

I've always found it best to let the professionals handle things...

Skylers Dad said...

I believe it needs the lick test to make sure there is no leftover stubble.

Check my site for rates...

Grant Miller said...

It's a rat!

'Bubbles' said...

Congrats, BL!

Hot Lemon said...

SKY DAD: hear hear! (my rates are MUCH lower, BTW)

Meanwhile, tho', I'm a stickin' to my Bic, thankee...

Palm Springs Savant said...

oh my gosh you did it. Is it cold now?

DrowseyMonkey said...

LOL - just found your blog...I'm grateful for the updates.

The Dancing Bear said...

That is one ugly pussy.

The Dancing Bear said...

But I'll bet your's is pretty cute.

Sue Doe-Nim said...

I seriously cannot believe anyone would ever attempt that alone.

Holy crap woman.

tinakala said...

Congrats on the smooth crotch. But why the hell would you do it yourself while sitting on a toilet. The right thing to do is to stand, legs widespread and knees slightly bent, and go from there. (P.S - what the hell do you want a mirror for?)

Palm Springs Savant said...

BoobLady- just wanted to swing by and wish you a Happy Thanksgiving!

-Rick

Brian Mandabach said...

unlike the leopard and the kitty in the accompanying pictures, I must admit that the latter sounds more attractive!

btw, my book is out and I'm still waiting for that interview!

Doc said...

"It needs to pass the lick test"

That's just funny man.

I'm ashamed to admit that I've tried to trim myself south of the border once. The paramedic said I got the part crooked. Jerk.

Doc

Emma said...

Oh, ouch. I am too cowardly for the hairless-cat treatment. I could make a tasteless "pussy" joke here but I won't.

Anonymous said...

BOOB LADY !!!
WHERE ARE YOU ?!?!?!

WE MISS YOU !!!!

Sincerely,
David

Slinger said...

That's hot!

Jen said...

Skyler dad..
"Check my site for rates..."
BWAhahahahahha

alexgirl said...

Awesome! But i bet it was itchy when it grew back in...

Ms Smack said...

OH you are a BRAVE BRAVE GIRL. I admire you from afar!

Trouble said...

The first one is really, really kind of awesome. I just remember admiring myself naked in front of a mirror for the longest time. And, enjoying that silky smooth feeling.

God, the pain though.

Kim said...

The inside-out cat is a great accompanying image for this post.

Micgar said...

I can think of a brazillian ways that might go wrong! I know-that was dumb.