Sunday, September 02, 2007

Date...

OMFG...

I've got one.

I don't know how to act on a date..

Pray for my soul.

xx

17 comments:

oneman said...

Be yourself and good luck.

Hot Lemon said...

I'll jes betcha' if you ask one of your commentators, they'd help you with that... >:^}

Crazy Eddie said...

Honey, just be YOURSELF. Any dude who has a problem with that, well... just wouldn't be worth the fucking time.

Remember, brain first... boobs later. And what pretty boobs they are...

Yummo

Besos para siempre

Skylers Dad said...

Just wear something that shows off your wonderful cleavage. he will be so flummoxed he won't know how to act and you will own him!

Flannery Alden said...

Good luck! Don't order spaghetti.

Just Dave said...

Just be yourself. That's what attracted him in the first place.

tinakala said...

Don`t act then :) And let us know how it went.

coffeypot said...

If its been that long prehaps I had better pray for his soul because you will be HUNGGGGRRRRYYYY.

Tony said...

Relax and be yourself. Good luck!

Captain Smack said...

It sounds like maybe you haven't been on a date in a while. I should warn you: things have changed.

For example, nowadays, "first base" means anal. "Second base" involves handcuffs, jumper cables, and an econo-sized jar of vasoline, and "third base" requires special training from certified instructors, I can't even describe it.

Oh, and wear a helmet. Safety first.

Anonymous said...

This guy can only GUESS how lucky he really is.

COOOOMMMMMEEEEE BAAAAAAAAACK, BOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!!!....WHERE ARE you. I'm lost and I can't find my way!!!!!!!

David

Anonymous said...

OMG......So happy for you!!!!
If it's a dinner date, do not have pasta....too messy!!!! And if you're like me, you suck up the noodles and it gets everywhere. Have something that's easy to eat and will not stick in the teeth. Spinach is OUT!!!
Is this why facebook said you are smitten??? Now I'm curious!!!
Oh and please wear something tight to show off your biggest assets, OK! I love those gals.
Love Guess who!!!! xoxo

Chris said...

Work it, BL!

I expect a full report.

Jen said...

it will be okay

Doc said...

I'm sure you will be just fine dear. Just be your own bubbly self and everything will work out dandy. Tell him a joke. Guys like girls with a good sence of humor. Don't eat seafood or onions/garlic. Have a drink, something exotic, it will loosen you up, but don't have too much. You don't want him to think you are a lush. Try not to fart or belch, unless he does first. Let him hold the door for you. It's corny, but it shows he's trying. Try and go somewhere you can sit and talk, not a movie. If you go to a movie that shoots two hours and twenty bucks and you haven't really gotten a chance to get to know him. Think of some good questions to ask him like what was the best gift he ever got for christmas, or his favorite sound, etc. If you find that none of this is working, offer to show him your breasts. That's how Flannery sealed the deal with me.

Doc

The Boob Lady said...

oneman: Done and done.. And Welcome!!

Hot Lemon: Welcome to you as well! And, I got plenty of help. Thank God!

Crazy Eddie: You, my love, are the wind beneath my wings.. My boobs thank you! :) xo

Skylers Dad: I did, and I do!!

Flannery: Not a chance, I went with something much less messy. It's like you know me.. Me and Spaghetti DO NOT mix.

Just Dave: Thanks babe! It is, I hope...

tinakala: Welcome! I'll give you the full report in the next installment!!

coffeypot: It's been longer than I care to admit. And, it was..I mean, I am hungry.

Tony: Thanks! :) Welcome to you as well!

Cappy: I am kind of ashamed to admit this, but I had never actually been on a "date" in that particular sense of the word.. BUT...Thank you for your warnings.. They were dead on. First base=Anal=Exit, not entrance...Second base: The jumper cables were rusty, I passed. Third Base: I have the certificate. I did wear a helmet too. He needed one more though. ;)

David: AWWW!! You really need to get over this way!! I'm back, we'll find our way together..

Anonymous (You know who you are..): I know!! I'm going to send you an email with the full report.. The "girls" couldn't contain themselves if they tried!! xoxoxoxo

Chris: I'm on it!!

Jen: Thank you..

Doc: I did tell jokes.. I am hilarious.. :) I stayed away from the stinky food, had a couple of drinks, got a little tipsy but NOT hammered, I didn't fart, (When he could hear me) he held the door, unlocked mine first, but we did go to a movie. It was kind of a relief though.. In the end, I just whipped out my rack. It always works.

BeckEye said...

Wow, a date...haven't seen one of those in a while. Hope it went well.