All Apologies...

I really am alive this time.

I've been going through some stuff and needed a breather.

I tapped the well dry.

Hopefully you still love me.

I miss you.

x

Alive...

I'm alive!

Before you send out search parties, or a mob, I thought I'd make an appearance.

I'm sorry I've kept you waiting so long...

I'm a terrible person..

I know that.

I promise you though, that I will be back in full form soon.

I have seen great benefit come of my hiatus, I'm feeling refreshed, and ready to knock your socks off.

Don't break up with me yet.

x

Out...

I'll be out of the building until Friday!

Huzzah...

Wait for me?

Toot...

Overheard while waiting in line to pay for my fill-up at the Gas Station convenience store:

Cashier: "Sir, did you have any gas with that?"

Man Carrying Rolaids: "No, just the rolaids."

*Blush*

Me: *Snicker.*