You know what's fantastic?
Peeing in your pants.
I laugh; I pee.
I sneeze; I pee.
I cough; I pee.
You get the picture.
Bébé is sitting so close to, or on rather, my bladder.
It's the best feeling ever.
Actually, when the bébé is not on my bladder, he/she is on my sciatic nerve sending excrutiating jolts of pain through me no matter how I move or am positioned.
I couldn't be happier.
:)
So I did it.
I got married.
Three days later, I found out I was pregnant!!
(SOOOOOO, this means it totally WASN'T a shotgun wedding.. We didn't know.. Stop thinking it!!!)
Turns out, just kissing on the mouth makes a baby these days!!!
xo
This one is for old time's sake.
A lil' something to tide y'all over... You know the drill.
If you don't, welcome to paradise!!!
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: im good
el_effu_gone_wild: wuz up babe how u been
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: so good now
el_effu_gone_wild: what u doing
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: chilling at home
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: and now im thinking about you
el_effu_gone_wild: me too babe
el_effu_gone_wild: what's up what u wanna do
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: ciber
el_effu_gone_wild: are u wet?
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I don't know are you baby?
el_effu_gone_wild: im soaking wet
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: what do you like?
el_effu_gone_wild: big tasty pussies
el_effu_gone_wild: u got one
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: oh yeah, me to
el_effu_gone_wild: are u naked?
el_effu_gone_wild: what are ur measurements
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: we are are making out on the couch
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: re you a dude?
el_effu_gone_wild: yeah why?
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: god damn it so am i
el_effu_gone_wild: forget it
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: thats ok we can still make this work. wear on the couch and I'm rubbing your tits
el_effu_gone_wild: oh hell no
el_effu_gone_wild: no way
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: come on,I was in prison. How about you?
el_effu_gone_wild: never been there thank you
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: your welcome
el_effu_gone_wild: ok
el_effu_gone_wild: you can try
el_effu_gone_wild: with
el_effu_gone_wild: madamlibrarian21
el_effu_gone_wild: that's a nick find her yourself
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I go down on your warm wet pussy
el_effu_gone_wild: try also anamaria_maria2003 you might find her too
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: licking it
el_effu_gone_wild: you aint going nowhere with me
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: then I turn you over and make you eat my ass. mmmmm that fills good babe your tits are
big
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: Oh mmmm, just like that. I take you by the hips and do you fast lick a prison Guard
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hello
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: el_effu_gone_wild are you playing?
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hi?
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: answer me bitch or i'll stab you on the block
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I didn't mean that come back to bed
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: that's it fish, your going to be guided
I know, I suck.
I'm sorry.
I'm working on getting some new material.
This shit is hard after having been a slacker for so long.
Don't stop loving me.
It's true.
I am getting married.
What was supposed to be a March wedding has now been pushed to a little later date.
Not really sure when, we're winging it.
Thank you for all the congratulations and even the ones that are non-maritally inclined.
:)
Yowza...
I'm getting married!
In a month and a half.
I know, I'm nuts.
I've never been happier though.
Think you can all make it?!
It got done.
Properly this time.
By a professional.
Thank God.
It's lovely.
And not nearly as painful as I had imagined.
OR, as painful as I made it when I attempted to do a professionals work myself, in my bathroom, with no mirror, while hunched over and sitting on the toilet.
You're welcome for the visual. (I should actually be apologizing...)
